Tay’s currently working on a song entitled “My Heart is Empty, Just Like My Bag.”
We’re starting to think these post-workout sidewalk promenades are nothing more than an elaborate bit of trolling. She’s not really this consistently awful at pairing her accessories, right? It’s all an act to make our eyelids twitch in furious indignation. The belt and the ever-trendy yellow shoes look pretty good with the romper, but she has GOT to retire that bag. It’s not a bad bag. We hated it the first time we saw it, but we’re starting to see how it might work with certain outfits. Not that she’s ever demonstrated that. She never deploys or matches it correctly and she insists on not putting anything in the damn thing. We hope Dolce & Gabbana are paying you well, hon. Then again, if they are paying you well, you’re not exactly giving them their money’s worth. Put a book in there and carry it like a normal person. And ask someone to pick out an outfit and pair of shoes that actually go with it.
Stepping back and putting our thumbs over the bag to cover it, we have to say, the rest of the outfit’s looking cuter the longer we stare at it. That bag is a black hole of suck. At least when she carries it.
We just spent 300 words criticizing a starlet’s post-workout getup. We’d feel a little dirty about that except the whole tableau is about as genuine as astroturf.
[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, farfetch.com, thereformation.com, gucci.com]
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