Jason Momoa at FOX Studios in NYC

Posted on July 11, 2014

It’s Friday in July, it’s hot out, and it’s Lorenzo’s birthday, so we’re thinking “minimalism” today; as in, “putting in the minimal amount of effort while still maintaining that you’re ‘working.'”

And on that note, here’s your rough trade for the day, performing an interpretive dance piece on the streets of New York:

Jason-Momoa-FOXStudios-NYC-GOTS-Tom-LOrenzo-Site-TLO (1)Jason Momoa heads to the FOX Studios in New York City to promote his new movie “Road to Paloma.”

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Shaking our heads here. He is hiding the hotness – and that’s a sin, as far as we’re concerned.  But hey, you can’t claim he’s a phony. This is definitely a “keeping it real” kinda getup. Of course if we saw Brad Pitt dressed like this our scorn would be blistering but that’s because with Brad, it really does come off phony when he tries it.

Still… what we wouldn’t give for a chance to dress him. And by that we mean “style him,” you dirty girls.






[Photo Credit: Roger Wong/INFphoto.com]

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  • Raymond Dnomyar

    What is that thing attached to his butt…?

    • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

      Flag football, anyone? Two-hand touch?

    • Henry Maler

      A signal that he’s a top into fisting, if my hanky code knowledge is correct.

      • demidaemon

        HA! Also: no thanks.

      • evave2

        Thank you, Henry. I was curious about that. But does that mean doer or do-ee? I live in the mountains and know nothing about your urban ways and wish to learn.

        • Henry Maler

          I believe that in your left pocket means that you’re the fister looking for a fistee.

    • formerlyAnon

      I’m going with an actor’s affectation.

    • holla

      the sleeve of my dress, as my hand was glued there

    • Man Dala

      If he were gay, that would be a code for something.

  • decormaven

    Happy Birthday, Lorenzo! Whoops, looks like Dirty Sausage Friday. Here, let me clean you up a bit. 😉

  • HomeOfficeGirl

    OMG – yes, hiding the hotness and I care enough to look HARD to find it. Guess where I found it? Oh, and happy birthday Lo!!

  • RunAmuck

    Even Bill O’Reilly is pointing and laughing. Happy birthday, Lo!

    • conniemd

      I found the juxtaposition of him in front of the Bill O’Reilly poster to be really strange, to say the least.

  • RussellH88

    He looks like an extra from Sons of Anarchy who wandered off-set.

    • VermillionSky

      If only! This is the last season, though, so my hopes of him joining the show aren’t likely to be fulfilled 🙁

    • Sarah

      That’s a good thing 🙂

    • Yeah, they need to get him on the show stat. Though I don’t know if I can handle any more hotness on that show…

    • Man Dala

      I was going to post something similar, that was the first thing that came to my mind.

  • Mothra

    He looks like he needs a bath which is further supported by posing in front of Bill O’Reilly’s posters for FOX NEWS.

    • Heather

      The juxtaposition is hilarious, isn’t it?

    • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

      I’ll do it! I’ll give him a bath! Me first! Me first!

    • lovelyivy

      There exists a level of hot where even dirty looking is no longer a deal-breaker. Momoa and the cast of SOA all own it.

  • colleenjanel

    This fills me with teh sadz.

  • Alyssa

    Happy birthday Lo! And happy Friday! I’m pretending that smile in the last picture is because he just spotted me! 🙂

  • I like the jeans, I like the man in the jeans but the rest of the styling doesn’t work for me. Jeans, boots and a leather vest? He must be melting!

  • Capt. Renault


  • Aidan B

    He looks a little ridiculous but I don’t even care. MMMF.

  • KinoEye

    I’m cracking up over Bill O’Reilly in the background, smiling and pointing at Jason. He agrees with the kittens that Jason is one hot sack of burnin’ love, even dressed like that. No Pinhead is he.

  • Gatto Nero

    Happy Birthday, Lorenzo! Hope you’re in the hammock enjoying cool drinks while Tom does all the heavy lifting today.

  • crush on you

    I think he’s just perrrrfect. *stares*
    I do wonder what that burnt orange fabric is.

  • Boobs Radley

    He looks like a dirty carnie, who’d do nasty things to you up against the Tilt-a-Whirl.
    Oh my…Is it hot in here?

    • Pennymac

      Goodness. Thats a well painted word picture…..

    • Sarah

      Yesss. I would like to ride that Tilt-a-Whirl.

    • Kitten Mittons

      I just noticed your name, and it’s fantastic.

    • Glam Dixie

      Almost but he has too many teeth.

      • formerlyAnon

        But give the man credit for giving it his best shot.

  • Pennymac

    As I’m scrolling through these pics, I’m thinking to myself, “There is absolutely no indication of how pretty he really is underneath that grime”‘ but then that last pic, the smile; it gives it away. Shame he’s hiding his light under a bushel, though.

  • Wink

    Unfortunately this seems like the norm for him — hiding the hotness. Wish he would lose the vest and the sweat rag (?) hanging from his ass.

  • gabbilevy

    “Still… what we wouldn’t give for a chance to dress him. And by that we mean “style him,” you dirty girls.”

    … no you don’t. 😉

  • Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume


  • Anna

    Yes, he is sinning by hiding the hotness here. *sigh* Guess I’ll just have to punish him by taking off all these ugly clothes to find the hotness.

    Happy Birthday, Lorenzo!

  • Adelaidey

    That look has been ubiquitous for “bad boys keeping it real” for the last forty years. The width of the pant hem changes, the facial hair is optional but the t-shirt + boots + jeans + leather vest + nonfunctional scarf combination is going strong. Is Momoa emulating Led Zepplin, Bon Jovi or Shania Twain?

    • WendyD

      Daryl Dixon to a T.

  • xmixiex

    I have no problem with any of this at all! FANS SELF

  • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

    I’ll get him undressed so the Uncles can dress him.

  • Jessica Freeman

    I have never found him to be as hot as he was as Khal.

    • TropiCarla

      Girrrrrrl … I’ve always found him hot but he was lava as Drogo — incomparable really. Those images of him are forever seared into my brain.

  • MissHellDial


  • Happy birthday, Uncle Lo! Hope the celebration continues all weekend.
    Also: the best thing about this photo is the poster in the background, with Bill O’Reilly and his “moves” in the background…..HAH! O’Reilly couldn’t “move” if his life depended on it. Jason is upstaging him in every possible way, and I love it.

  • MilaXX

    Lisa can have him. He’s a little too natural for my taste.

    • We should have a “Describe Jason Momoa’s scent” essay contest. Were thinking leather, patchouli, sweat and whatever food is caught in his beard.

      • majorbedhead

        With a faint whiff of motor oil as an undertone.

        • formerlyAnon

          Or at least, that’s the impression he’s trying to give. If it’s there I would bet my house it was dabbed on his pulse points.

      • formerlyAnon

        He’s been married to Lisa Bonet for 7 years. I’ll buy leather, patchouli and possibly sweat, but beyond that I’m going with extremely expensive shampoo/grooming products. Food in beard is possible, but only from the most recent meal.

        • MilaXX

          I’m think natural shampoos/groomng products. Coconut oil, shea butter and the like.

          • formerlyAnon

            I agree. All organic. Hand produced by ecologically correct and/or poverty-stricken collectives. (Don’t forget the hemp.)

        • mayanempire

          Beer in beard. It was oddly intoxicating…

        • demidaemon

          Every time someone mentions food in the beard, I feel a little ill.

      • Salt and coconut.

        • Denise Alden

          And sex, as MartyBellerMask said. Salt and coconut and sex. Jesus, I’ve got to dial it down here.

      • MilaXX

        nailed it!

      • MartyBellerMask

        Sex. He smells of sex. How can he not?

      • Gatto Nero

        Maybe some diesel fumes, too.

      • Jaime

        There’s probably a hint of Lisa in his beard too. *ahem*

      • demidaemon

        I like three of those things.

    • GenieinTX

      I’m going hemp and diesel fumes and sweat. But I’m happy to put him in the tub and give him a good scrubbing. If you know what I mean, and I’m sure you do.

  • WinterSantiaga

    Happy Birthday Lorenzo!!

  • Happy Birthday, L!

  • mmebam

    Many returns, Lorenzo!

    It is way too hot for all that shit he’s got on. Leather vest? In July? I just got heatstroke looking at him!

  • RescueMe23

    Happy Birthday Lorenzo!!
    This man does nothing for me.

  • xay

    Yes, he is hiding the hotness but those hands look quite large. And strong. And firm. *fans self*

  • FibonacciSequins

    Happy birthday Lorenzo!

    Jason is one big “nope” for me today.

  • MissusBee

    Happy birthday Uncle Lo! After a few drinks you might look like this too! I know I do!

  • cocohall

    Who has time to trim his beard when he has to select 4 rings, two bracelets, two necklaces, several chains to attach his I don’t know what to, sunnies, AND a flawy scarf. I feel tired for him thinking about how much effort went into looking effortless. I do hope he has help. At least an assistant to organize all his accessories into trays from the Container Store.

    • alyce1213

      No time to wash his hair as well, which leads me to believe he didn’t bathe or shower.

      • cocohall

        Accessories make the man! Perhaps it is part of a considered approach to deal with the paps. Give them a great visual (see my dance moves and my man-jewelry!) but also give them an olfactory assault that keeps them at a distance. Clever, clever boy!

  • VermillionSky

    Happy birthday, Lo!

  • Noah

    If he’s following hanky code, he’s into fisting. So there’s that.

    • boweryboy

      And since it’s in his left pocket he’s the submissive.

      • Noah

        Left is dominant, actually, I think.

  • Diane Iafrate

    I feel like I want to hose him down…not in a dirty sexy kinda way… to clean him up… under all that hair is one hot looking guy!!

  • Sarah

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORENZO!!!! xox ♥ xox . In other news: Yes, have some, thank you very much. I love rough trade 🙂

  • MartyBellerMask

    I took one of those online quizzes and got Khal Drogo as my GoT boyfriend.
    That’s all.
    He’s hot. But should stop the posing. And that shiny bracelet isn’t working.
    But he’s hot.


  • majorbedhead

    That last shot makes him look as though he’s about to bust into the Singin’ In The Rain dance.

    • Eclectic Mayhem

      Which I would totally pay to see.

  • boweryboy

    Yeesh. He always looks so dirty, and not in the hot and sexy kind of way.

    • demidaemon

      Is it everyone’s goal today to make me throw up? Because you all are coming up with some pretty gross imagery. (Though, kudos, for being so verbally visual.)

  • MartyBellerMask

    And I love that this is what he wears to appear on the Fox Network.

  • Danielle

    We can shower together, that’s fine.

  • MarieLD

    Happy Birthday!

  • Musicologie

    Happy birthday, Lorenzo! Hope you have a fantastic weekend ahead of you!

  • MissMariRose

    Happy birthday, Lorenzo! Thanks for all you do here and your hilariously biting tweets.

  • mjude


  • WendyD

    Can someone cast Jason and Joe Manganiello in a film together, PLEASE? I’m not even sure what type they should be playing, but I’d like to see that much testosterone on the screen.

    • Nancer

      Oooh – love this idea! Please, someone, make it happen!

    • Denise Alden

      Is it offensive to say that I can only see those two together in a porn movie?

      • formerlyAnon

        I was thinking more along the lines of a first-we-distrust-each-other, then-we-bond as bffs, finally-we-fall-in-love romantic movie with yearning and fear of being rejected followed by chest hair-to-chest hair making out. Because yearning works for me like graphic porn never does.

        • Qitkat

          I’m getting shivers (the good kind) from your description. Has any film ever dared go this ‘traditional rom com’ route with two guys?

          • formerlyAnon

            Not that I’ve seen, but that means nothing. It’s a big year that I see 8 new releases, and I spent almost a decade and a half living over 50 miles from a remotely “art house” theater. (And at home I have a tendency to re-watch from the same list of under-100? 150? movies that span from the late ’30s through to today.)

          • Qitkat

            Heck, I live ten miles from the nearest of three art-house theaters, and rarely make it out to any films, independent or Hwood. But I hear ya at home, that’s where I grab most too, especially revisiting or new to me those from the grand film decades of yore.

          • WendyD

            I’ve seen 70 different films in the theater already this year (I volunteer at my local independent theater – I love it so) and I’ve never seen or heard of anything like this, and definitely not with two actors you’ve ever heard of before.

          • formerlyAnon

            Yeah, I imagine it’d be a Big Thing that’d be hard to miss the first time a totally-normal fluffy romantic film were made with bankable same-gender actors as the leads.

            P.s. 70 films already this year – and in the theater! The inside of your head must be so much differently furnished, visually, than mine.

        • demidaemon

          This almost makes him attractive to me. Almost.

          • formerlyAnon

            Oh, if it were my film it’d totally work because I’d cast him as his cleaned-up self – neither of these two actors are the build I prefer, but Momoa is a beautiful, beautiful man. Nobody with his chin & jawline should be walking around obscuring them with a beard.

          • demidaemon

            If you are firing the beard, then I will help out by writing the screenplay!

  • Jaeda Laurez

    Whatever he wants. I don’t care. In fact, we don’t even NEED clothes. I’d be perfectly happy to let him walk around my house naked all day.

  • slowestloris

    Lose the vest and the butt scarf and I’m fine with this, cos he can pull off the dirty grimy while sizzling hot thing. But yeah I’m all for you guys having a go at him. By which I mean styling him, of course 😉

  • formerlyAnon

    He’s a lovely, lovely man – if not my type – and it KILLS me that he hides that beautiful face under the beard. But it’s The Look he’s going for at the moment, so, fine.

  • rebeemoon

    Even Bill O’Rielly thinks he’s hot.

  • formerlyAnon

    Also, Happy Birthday, Lo! Hope you guys can stretch the celebration out through the weekend, at least.

  • Lilithcat

    Happy birthday, Lorenzo!

    To the post: I don’t know who this guy is, but if I saw him on the street, I’d cross to the other side. Ugh.

  • SewingSiren

    Happy birthday to Lorenzo. It is also my little baby brother’s birthday and he is turning 50!

  • higgledypiggledy

    Giant scarf billowing from his back pocket: check. Wallet chain: check. Distressed shoes: check. Lots of jewelry: check. Vest that probably costs more than my car: check. It’s Classic Depp, and yet the total effect is pretty different when thrown onto a bearded, tanned giant.

    Also: Happy Birthday, Lorenzo!

    • boweryboy

      That could also describe Lenny Kravitz. Lisa Bonet definitely has a type, doesn’t she?

      • formerlyAnon

        She picks beautiful genes for her babies, that’s for sure.

      • higgledypiggledy

        Oooh, you’re right. And I think LK does it best.

      • MilaXX

        That she does and they make pretty babies together.

  • Breaking News : Jason Momoa joins a bikers gang.

  • PastryGoddess

    feliz Aniversário Lorenzo

    C’mon Jason Momoa, way to bury the lead. Still hot though

  • GorgeousThings

    Where’s his Harley?

  • Bradio311

    Ew, I can smell him just from this post. And it’s not pleasant.

  • Cyprienne Zed

    Is that… a cape? He’s got a cape? I maintain that he is super.

  • flamingoNW

    Had to google to remember what he looks like. WTF? That’s a crying shame. I guess maybe he’s just trying not to blind people with his glory? Happy Birthday, Lorenzo! Love, Bitter Kittens

  • jilly_d

    This makes me sad, because he is so hot, but this is just douchey.

  • lisaepc

    Looks like he smells…what’s with the red drape? I hate when cute boys try to look dirty–it ain’t cute.

  • Jacqueline Wessel

    He can try and hide the hotness all he wants, because I can see it just fine. This look isn’t really my type, but this is a real turn-on. I think it’s the scarred eyebrow. Happy Birthday, Lorenzo and many more.

  • “Style him, you dirty girl!” sounds like a badass command. (Many happy returns, Sir Lo!)

  • marlie

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORENZO!!! I hope you have a fabulous day/weekend! xoxo

    Despite the beard that I desperately want to shave off (or at least give a good trim), I can’t help but find this man incredibly hot. Maybe it’s the scar, or the tattoos, or the DGAF attitude, but he totally does it for me.

  • Janet B

    Happy Birthday Lorenzo

  • AC Simons

    Happy birthday Lorenzo. That’s more exciting than this guy.

  • Denise Alden

    Oh, it’s now known as “style him.” Got it. 🙂

  • He is who he is. I find it charming.

  • aquamarine17

    Happy BD to you, darling Lorenzo! Many happy returns of the day!

  • FuhUgh

    Take his shirt and vest off. There, now he’s “styled.”

  • ShaoLinKitten

    Happy birthday, Lorenzo!

    I have had a huge crush on Jason Momoa since Stargate, and I love me a scruffy man, but his headsuit looks awfully… not clean. He looks so awesome with a trimmed beard and styled hair. I don’t mind anything from the waist down, especially those tight jeans.

  • HerGraces

    Listen, dude is hot but does he EVER wash his pants? Makes me gag a little…

  • kfizz

    He’s channeling Jack Nicholson around the eyebrows, but also maybe the whole face? It definitely starts at the eyebrows, and somehow grows until I forget who I’m looking at. It’s distracting.

  • SistaT

    I’d eat him with a spoon. I don’t even care.

  • lovelyivy

    Happy birthday Lo! Thank you for this rough trade present.

  • I’m sorry…I would run the other way. Shudder.

  • Terri Terri

    He’s giving me Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.

  • KendraMR

    Happy birthday, Lorenzo!

  • So, all that hair on his face, yet none on his arms. WRONG.

  • mayanempire

    He was dressed very similarly down in Miami this past weekend, at Supercon. His hottness cannot be hidden. TRUST ME.

  • LJCdoc

    Happy Birthday, Uncle Lorenzo!

  • bitchybitchybitchy

    Happy Birthday, Lorenzo! Jason looks as if he’s dressed in character for the film. Yes, uncles, I too wish that you two were styling the man!

  • PinkyK

    Daytona bike week realness. And take a bath you look like your butt stinks!

  • Eclectic Mayhem

    Happy Birthday Lorenzo!

  • HM3

    Happy Birthday, Lorenzo!
    Tom, what’d you get him?

  • alyce1213

    Sorry, not for me. I don’t think he’s bathed in awhile, and are those stains on his t-shirt? Looks like he smells like sweaty leather, asscrack and probably stank boot.
    It’s a huge waste because he’s a very good looking man. He can be hot and keep it real without a layer of grime.

  • Qitkat

    Happy Birthday Uncle Lo!
    I am quietly thrilled that we share a bday day, even if not month 😉

    This dude is unknown to me, but has possibilities. Great laughing smile. But he scares me here.

  • frannyprof

    I love that he’s being photobombed by Bill O.

  • demidaemon


    ETA: Happy B-day, Lorenzo!

  • e jerry powell

    Does Lisa Bonet just not go out in public anymore?

  • So, we’re featuring bouncers now?

  • Miss wks

    I got “dressed” last night….twice.

  • StrandedFashionista

    Looking like that I’d almost believe he’s somehow been cast on Sons of Anarchy without anybody noticing.

  • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

    What I wouldn’t give for a chance to undress him…

  • Trickytrisha

    I get the feeling he’s been dressing like this for the last 20 years. Suits him, he looks comfy, and besides…. he can wear whatever he pleases and he’s still His Royal Scruffiness, a feast for the eyes.

  • Beto

    Surpringly, I like this style of him here, even his “hey I’m hard rock star” rings and bling.

    Sans the glasses.

    If you have “pointing” or “spiky” eyebrows you should use a pair of glasses that complement that particular genetics of yours, not to poorly highlight it.

  • GemFemme

    I’m not a fan of scruffy long beards. If he trimmed it he could walk down the street in a stinky garbage can and still be hot.
    I don’t get the long flimsy red tail though.

  • livesarah

    He dresses terribly, but I swear nothing, NOTHING he wears could make him unattractive… [fans self].

  • LadyLuck777

    Duck Dynasty/Sons of Anarchy crossover. Blech.

  • trisker

    Happy birthday Lo!

  • deech_sea

    Khal Drogo is a beautiful thing to behold. Happy birthday, Lorenzo!

  • MsMajestyk

    Beefy windchime. Nice Persol shades though. I need them in my life. Him too for that matter, minus the gewgaws.

  • NinjaCate

    He can still get it. IDC IDC.