Jason Momoa at FOX Studios in NYC

Posted on July 11, 2014

It’s Friday in July, it’s hot out, and it’s Lorenzo’s birthday, so we’re thinking “minimalism” today; as in, “putting in the minimal amount of effort while still maintaining that you’re ‘working.'”

And on that note, here’s your rough trade for the day, performing an interpretive dance piece on the streets of New York:

Jason-Momoa-FOXStudios-NYC-GOTS-Tom-LOrenzo-Site-TLO (1)Jason Momoa heads to the FOX Studios in New York City to promote his new movie “Road to Paloma.”

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Shaking our heads here. He is hiding the hotness – and that’s a sin, as far as we’re concerned.  But hey, you can’t claim he’s a phony. This is definitely a “keeping it real” kinda getup. Of course if we saw Brad Pitt dressed like this our scorn would be blistering but that’s because with Brad, it really does come off phony when he tries it.

Still… what we wouldn’t give for a chance to dress him. And by that we mean “style him,” you dirty girls.

 

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Roger Wong/INFphoto.com]

    • Raymond Dnomyar

      What is that thing attached to his butt…?

      • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

        Flag football, anyone? Two-hand touch?

      • Henry Maler

        A signal that he’s a top into fisting, if my hanky code knowledge is correct.

        • demidaemon

          HA! Also: no thanks.

        • evave2

          Thank you, Henry. I was curious about that. But does that mean doer or do-ee? I live in the mountains and know nothing about your urban ways and wish to learn.

          • Henry Maler

            I believe that in your left pocket means that you’re the fister looking for a fistee.

      • formerlyAnon

        I’m going with an actor’s affectation.

      • holla

        the sleeve of my dress, as my hand was glued there

      • Man Dala

        If he were gay, that would be a code for something.

    • decormaven

      Happy Birthday, Lorenzo! Whoops, looks like Dirty Sausage Friday. Here, let me clean you up a bit. ;-)

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      OMG – yes, hiding the hotness and I care enough to look HARD to find it. Guess where I found it? Oh, and happy birthday Lo!!

    • RunAmuck

      Even Bill O’Reilly is pointing and laughing. Happy birthday, Lo!

      • conniemd

        I found the juxtaposition of him in front of the Bill O’Reilly poster to be really strange, to say the least.

    • RussellH88

      He looks like an extra from Sons of Anarchy who wandered off-set.

      • VermillionSky

        If only! This is the last season, though, so my hopes of him joining the show aren’t likely to be fulfilled :(

      • Sarah

        That’s a good thing :)

      • http://smalltownbigwardrobe.com/ Catherine

        Yeah, they need to get him on the show stat. Though I don’t know if I can handle any more hotness on that show…

      • Man Dala

        I was going to post something similar, that was the first thing that came to my mind.

    • Mothra

      He looks like he needs a bath which is further supported by posing in front of Bill O’Reilly’s posters for FOX NEWS.

      • Heather

        The juxtaposition is hilarious, isn’t it?

      • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

        I’ll do it! I’ll give him a bath! Me first! Me first!

      • lovelyivy

        There exists a level of hot where even dirty looking is no longer a deal-breaker. Momoa and the cast of SOA all own it.

    • colleenjanel

      This fills me with teh sadz.

    • Alyssa

      Happy birthday Lo! And happy Friday! I’m pretending that smile in the last picture is because he just spotted me! :)

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

      I like the jeans, I like the man in the jeans but the rest of the styling doesn’t work for me. Jeans, boots and a leather vest? He must be melting!

    • Capt. Renault

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY, UNCLE LORENZO!

    • Aidan B

      He looks a little ridiculous but I don’t even care. MMMF.

    • KinoEye

      I’m cracking up over Bill O’Reilly in the background, smiling and pointing at Jason. He agrees with the kittens that Jason is one hot sack of burnin’ love, even dressed like that. No Pinhead is he.

    • Gatto Nero

      Happy Birthday, Lorenzo! Hope you’re in the hammock enjoying cool drinks while Tom does all the heavy lifting today.

    • crush on you

      I think he’s just perrrrfect. *stares*
      I do wonder what that burnt orange fabric is.

    • Boobs Radley

      He looks like a dirty carnie, who’d do nasty things to you up against the Tilt-a-Whirl.
      Oh my…Is it hot in here?

      • Pennymac

        Goodness. Thats a well painted word picture…..

      • Sarah

        Yesss. I would like to ride that Tilt-a-Whirl.

        • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

          That makes him the pick of the carnie litter.

      • Kitten Mittons

        I just noticed your name, and it’s fantastic.

      • Glam Dixie

        Almost but he has too many teeth.

        • formerlyAnon

          But give the man credit for giving it his best shot.

    • Pennymac

      As I’m scrolling through these pics, I’m thinking to myself, “There is absolutely no indication of how pretty he really is underneath that grime”‘ but then that last pic, the smile; it gives it away. Shame he’s hiding his light under a bushel, though.

    • Wink

      Unfortunately this seems like the norm for him — hiding the hotness. Wish he would lose the vest and the sweat rag (?) hanging from his ass.

    • gabbilevy

      “Still… what we wouldn’t give for a chance to dress him. And by that we mean “style him,” you dirty girls.”

      … no you don’t. ;)

    • Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume

      WELCOME TO SAUSAGE FRIDAY LADIES AND GENTS!

    • Anna

      Yes, he is sinning by hiding the hotness here. *sigh* Guess I’ll just have to punish him by taking off all these ugly clothes to find the hotness.

      Happy Birthday, Lorenzo!

    • Adelaidey

      That look has been ubiquitous for “bad boys keeping it real” for the last forty years. The width of the pant hem changes, the facial hair is optional but the t-shirt + boots + jeans + leather vest + nonfunctional scarf combination is going strong. Is Momoa emulating Led Zepplin, Bon Jovi or Shania Twain?

      • WendyD

        Daryl Dixon to a T.

    • xmixiex

      I have no problem with any of this at all! FANS SELF

    • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

      I’ll get him undressed so the Uncles can dress him.

    • Jessica Freeman

      I have never found him to be as hot as he was as Khal.

      • TropiCarla

        Girrrrrrl … I’ve always found him hot but he was lava as Drogo — incomparable really. Those images of him are forever seared into my brain.

    • MissHellDial

      OH GOD YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

      Happy birthday, Uncle Lo! Hope the celebration continues all weekend.
      Also: the best thing about this photo is the poster in the background, with Bill O’Reilly and his “moves” in the background…..HAH! O’Reilly couldn’t “move” if his life depended on it. Jason is upstaging him in every possible way, and I love it.

    • MilaXX

      Lisa can have him. He’s a little too natural for my taste.

      • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

        We should have a “Describe Jason Momoa’s scent” essay contest. Were thinking leather, patchouli, sweat and whatever food is caught in his beard.

        • majorbedhead

          With a faint whiff of motor oil as an undertone.

          • formerlyAnon

            Or at least, that’s the impression he’s trying to give. If it’s there I would bet my house it was dabbed on his pulse points.

        • formerlyAnon

          He’s been married to Lisa Bonet for 7 years. I’ll buy leather, patchouli and possibly sweat, but beyond that I’m going with extremely expensive shampoo/grooming products. Food in beard is possible, but only from the most recent meal.

          • MilaXX

            I’m think natural shampoos/groomng products. Coconut oil, shea butter and the like.

            • formerlyAnon

              I agree. All organic. Hand produced by ecologically correct and/or poverty-stricken collectives. (Don’t forget the hemp.)

          • mayanempire

            Beer in beard. It was oddly intoxicating…

          • demidaemon

            Every time someone mentions food in the beard, I feel a little ill.

        • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

          Salt and coconut.

          • Denise Alden

            And sex, as MartyBellerMask said. Salt and coconut and sex. Jesus, I’ve got to dial it down here.

        • MilaXX

          nailed it!

        • MartyBellerMask

          Sex. He smells of sex. How can he not?

        • Gatto Nero

          Maybe some diesel fumes, too.

        • Jaime

          There’s probably a hint of Lisa in his beard too. *ahem*

        • demidaemon

          I like three of those things.

      • GenieinTX

        I’m going hemp and diesel fumes and sweat. But I’m happy to put him in the tub and give him a good scrubbing. If you know what I mean, and I’m sure you do.

    • WinterSantiaga

      Happy Birthday Lorenzo!!

    • http://heartprintandstyle.com/ Vivi N

      Happy Birthday, L!

    • mmebam

      Many returns, Lorenzo!

      It is way too hot for all that shit he’s got on. Leather vest? In July? I just got heatstroke looking at him!

    • RescueMe23

      Happy Birthday Lorenzo!!
      This man does nothing for me.

    • xay

      Yes, he is hiding the hotness but those hands look quite large. And strong. And firm. *fans self*

    • FibonacciSequins

      Happy birthday Lorenzo!

      Jason is one big “nope” for me today.

    • MissusBee

      Happy birthday Uncle Lo! After a few drinks you might look like this too! I know I do!

    • cocohall

      Who has time to trim his beard when he has to select 4 rings, two bracelets, two necklaces, several chains to attach his I don’t know what to, sunnies, AND a flawy scarf. I feel tired for him thinking about how much effort went into looking effortless. I do hope he has help. At least an assistant to organize all his accessories into trays from the Container Store.

      • alyce1213

        No time to wash his hair as well, which leads me to believe he didn’t bathe or shower.

        • cocohall

          Accessories make the man! Perhaps it is part of a considered approach to deal with the paps. Give them a great visual (see my dance moves and my man-jewelry!) but also give them an olfactory assault that keeps them at a distance. Clever, clever boy!

    • VermillionSky

      Happy birthday, Lo!

    • Noah

      If he’s following hanky code, he’s into fisting. So there’s that.

      • boweryboy

        And since it’s in his left pocket he’s the submissive.

        • Noah

          Left is dominant, actually, I think.

    • Diane Iafrate

      I feel like I want to hose him down…not in a dirty sexy kinda way… to clean him up… under all that hair is one hot looking guy!!

    • Sarah

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORENZO!!!! xox ♥ xox . In other news: Yes, have some, thank you very much. I love rough trade :)

    • MartyBellerMask

      I took one of those online quizzes and got Khal Drogo as my GoT boyfriend.
      That’s all.
      He’s hot. But should stop the posing. And that shiny bracelet isn’t working.
      But he’s hot.

    • http://angrynerdgirl.net/ Jessi03

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY, UNCLE LO!

    • majorbedhead

      That last shot makes him look as though he’s about to bust into the Singin’ In The Rain dance.

      • Eclectic Mayhem

        Which I would totally pay to see.

    • boweryboy

      Yeesh. He always looks so dirty, and not in the hot and sexy kind of way.

      • demidaemon

        Is it everyone’s goal today to make me throw up? Because you all are coming up with some pretty gross imagery. (Though, kudos, for being so verbally visual.)

    • MartyBellerMask

      And I love that this is what he wears to appear on the Fox Network.

    • Danielle

      We can shower together, that’s fine.

    • MarieLD

      Happy Birthday!

    • Musicologie

      Happy birthday, Lorenzo! Hope you have a fantastic weekend ahead of you!

    • MissMariRose

      Happy birthday, Lorenzo! Thanks for all you do here and your hilariously biting tweets.

    • mjude

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR LORENZO. :)

    • WendyD

      Can someone cast Jason and Joe Manganiello in a film together, PLEASE? I’m not even sure what type they should be playing, but I’d like to see that much testosterone on the screen.

      • Nancer

        Oooh – love this idea! Please, someone, make it happen!

      • Denise Alden

        Is it offensive to say that I can only see those two together in a porn movie?

        • formerlyAnon

          I was thinking more along the lines of a first-we-distrust-each-other, then-we-bond as bffs, finally-we-fall-in-love romantic movie with yearning and fear of being rejected followed by chest hair-to-chest hair making out. Because yearning works for me like graphic porn never does.

          • Qitkat

            I’m getting shivers (the good kind) from your description. Has any film ever dared go this ‘traditional rom com’ route with two guys?

            • formerlyAnon

              Not that I’ve seen, but that means nothing. It’s a big year that I see 8 new releases, and I spent almost a decade and a half living over 50 miles from a remotely “art house” theater. (And at home I have a tendency to re-watch from the same list of under-100? 150? movies that span from the late ’30s through to today.)

            • Qitkat

              Heck, I live ten miles from the nearest of three art-house theaters, and rarely make it out to any films, independent or Hwood. But I hear ya at home, that’s where I grab most too, especially revisiting or new to me those from the grand film decades of yore.

            • WendyD

              I’ve seen 70 different films in the theater already this year (I volunteer at my local independent theater – I love it so) and I’ve never seen or heard of anything like this, and definitely not with two actors you’ve ever heard of before.

            • formerlyAnon

              Yeah, I imagine it’d be a Big Thing that’d be hard to miss the first time a totally-normal fluffy romantic film were made with bankable same-gender actors as the leads.

              P.s. 70 films already this year – and in the theater! The inside of your head must be so much differently furnished, visually, than mine.

          • demidaemon

            This almost makes him attractive to me. Almost.

            • formerlyAnon

              Oh, if it were my film it’d totally work because I’d cast him as his cleaned-up self – neither of these two actors are the build I prefer, but Momoa is a beautiful, beautiful man. Nobody with his chin & jawline should be walking around obscuring them with a beard.

            • demidaemon

              If you are firing the beard, then I will help out by writing the screenplay!

    • Jaeda Laurez

      Whatever he wants. I don’t care. In fact, we don’t even NEED clothes. I’d be perfectly happy to let him walk around my house naked all day.

    • slowestloris

      Lose the vest and the butt scarf and I’m fine with this, cos he can pull off the dirty grimy while sizzling hot thing. But yeah I’m all for you guys having a go at him. By which I mean styling him, of course ;)

    • formerlyAnon

      He’s a lovely, lovely man – if not my type – and it KILLS me that he hides that beautiful face under the beard. But it’s The Look he’s going for at the moment, so, fine.

    • rebeemoon

      Even Bill O’Rielly thinks he’s hot.

    • formerlyAnon

      Also, Happy Birthday, Lo! Hope you guys can stretch the celebration out through the weekend, at least.

    • Lilithcat

      Happy birthday, Lorenzo!

      To the post: I don’t know who this guy is, but if I saw him on the street, I’d cross to the other side. Ugh.

    • SewingSiren

      Happy birthday to Lorenzo. It is also my little baby brother’s birthday and he is turning 50!

    • higgledypiggledy

      Giant scarf billowing from his back pocket: check. Wallet chain: check. Distressed shoes: check. Lots of jewelry: check. Vest that probably costs more than my car: check. It’s Classic Depp, and yet the total effect is pretty different when thrown onto a bearded, tanned giant.

      Also: Happy Birthday, Lorenzo!

      • boweryboy

        That could also describe Lenny Kravitz. Lisa Bonet definitely has a type, doesn’t she?

        • formerlyAnon

          She picks beautiful genes for her babies, that’s for sure.

        • higgledypiggledy

          Oooh, you’re right. And I think LK does it best.

        • MilaXX

          That she does and they make pretty babies together.

    • http://www.robertjamesfischer.tumblr.com Theda

      Breaking News : Jason Momoa joins a bikers gang.

    • PastryGoddess

      feliz Aniversário Lorenzo

      C’mon Jason Momoa, way to bury the lead. Still hot though

    • GorgeousThings

      Where’s his Harley?

    • Bradio311

      Ew, I can smell him just from this post. And it’s not pleasant.

    • Cyprienne Zed

      Is that… a cape? He’s got a cape? I maintain that he is super.

    • flamingoNW

      Had to google to remember what he looks like. WTF? That’s a crying shame. I guess maybe he’s just trying not to blind people with his glory? Happy Birthday, Lorenzo! Love, Bitter Kittens

    • jilly_d

      This makes me sad, because he is so hot, but this is just douchey.

    • lisaepc

      Looks like he smells…what’s with the red drape? I hate when cute boys try to look dirty–it ain’t cute.

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      He can try and hide the hotness all he wants, because I can see it just fine. This look isn’t really my type, but this is a real turn-on. I think it’s the scarred eyebrow. Happy Birthday, Lorenzo and many more.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

      “Style him, you dirty girl!” sounds like a badass command. (Many happy returns, Sir Lo!)

    • marlie

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORENZO!!! I hope you have a fabulous day/weekend! xoxo

      Despite the beard that I desperately want to shave off (or at least give a good trim), I can’t help but find this man incredibly hot. Maybe it’s the scar, or the tattoos, or the DGAF attitude, but he totally does it for me.

    • Janet B

      Happy Birthday Lorenzo

    • AC Simons

      Happy birthday Lorenzo. That’s more exciting than this guy.

    • Denise Alden

      Oh, it’s now known as “style him.” Got it. :)

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      He is who he is. I find it charming.

    • aquamarine17

      Happy BD to you, darling Lorenzo! Many happy returns of the day!

    • FuhUgh

      Take his shirt and vest off. There, now he’s “styled.”

    • ShaoLinKitten

      Happy birthday, Lorenzo!

      I have had a huge crush on Jason Momoa since Stargate, and I love me a scruffy man, but his headsuit looks awfully… not clean. He looks so awesome with a trimmed beard and styled hair. I don’t mind anything from the waist down, especially those tight jeans.

    • HerGraces

      Listen, dude is hot but does he EVER wash his pants? Makes me gag a little…

    • kfizz

      He’s channeling Jack Nicholson around the eyebrows, but also maybe the whole face? It definitely starts at the eyebrows, and somehow grows until I forget who I’m looking at. It’s distracting.

    • SistaT

      I’d eat him with a spoon. I don’t even care.

    • lovelyivy

      Happy birthday Lo! Thank you for this rough trade present.

    • http://www.chifleschips.com Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie

      I’m sorry…I would run the other way. Shudder.

    • Terri Terri

      He’s giving me Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.

    • KendraMR

      Happy birthday, Lorenzo!

    • http://www.domesticdisturbia.com/ Christi Wampler

      So, all that hair on his face, yet none on his arms. WRONG.

    • mayanempire

      He was dressed very similarly down in Miami this past weekend, at Supercon. His hottness cannot be hidden. TRUST ME.

    • LJCdoc

      Happy Birthday, Uncle Lorenzo!

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Happy Birthday, Lorenzo! Jason looks as if he’s dressed in character for the film. Yes, uncles, I too wish that you two were styling the man!

    • PinkyK

      Daytona bike week realness. And take a bath you look like your butt stinks!

    • Eclectic Mayhem

      Happy Birthday Lorenzo!

    • HM3

      Happy Birthday, Lorenzo!
      Tom, what’d you get him?

    • alyce1213

      Sorry, not for me. I don’t think he’s bathed in awhile, and are those stains on his t-shirt? Looks like he smells like sweaty leather, asscrack and probably stank boot.
      It’s a huge waste because he’s a very good looking man. He can be hot and keep it real without a layer of grime.

    • Qitkat

      Happy Birthday Uncle Lo!
      I am quietly thrilled that we share a bday day, even if not month ;-)

      This dude is unknown to me, but has possibilities. Great laughing smile. But he scares me here.

    • frannyprof

      I love that he’s being photobombed by Bill O.

    • demidaemon

      NOPE.

      ETA: Happy B-day, Lorenzo!

    • e jerry powell

      Does Lisa Bonet just not go out in public anymore?

    • http://www.readbarbara.com/ ReadBarbara

      So, we’re featuring bouncers now?

    • Miss wks

      I got “dressed” last night….twice.

    • StrandedFashionista

      Looking like that I’d almost believe he’s somehow been cast on Sons of Anarchy without anybody noticing.

    • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

      What I wouldn’t give for a chance to undress him…

    • Trickytrisha

      I get the feeling he’s been dressing like this for the last 20 years. Suits him, he looks comfy, and besides…. he can wear whatever he pleases and he’s still His Royal Scruffiness, a feast for the eyes.

    • Beto

      Surpringly, I like this style of him here, even his “hey I’m hard rock star” rings and bling.

      Sans the glasses.

      If you have “pointing” or “spiky” eyebrows you should use a pair of glasses that complement that particular genetics of yours, not to poorly highlight it.

    • GemFemme

      I’m not a fan of scruffy long beards. If he trimmed it he could walk down the street in a stinky garbage can and still be hot.
      I don’t get the long flimsy red tail though.

    • livesarah

      He dresses terribly, but I swear nothing, NOTHING he wears could make him unattractive… [fans self].

    • LadyLuck777

      Duck Dynasty/Sons of Anarchy crossover. Blech.

    • trisker

      Happy birthday Lo!

    • deech_sea

      Khal Drogo is a beautiful thing to behold. Happy birthday, Lorenzo!

    • MsMajestyk

      Beefy windchime. Nice Persol shades though. I need them in my life. Him too for that matter, minus the gewgaws.

    • NinjaCate

      He can still get it. IDC IDC.