David and Victoria Beckham at Wimbledon

Posted on July 07, 2014

This sure looks like a lot of work just to go sit in a stadium. Then again, we suppose the knowledge that you’ll be photographed and bitches (like us) will be assessing your efforts tends to light a fire under one’s ass.

And speaking of needing a fire lit under her ass…

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Miss Lady does not look at all happy to be there. It could be because she’s deathly afraid of Samuel L. Jackson, but we suspect she just isn’t in the mood at the moment. Maybe they had an argument.  Judging by his smiles, we suspect he got told he was pretty today way more often than she did.

There, there, Vicky. You both look very pretty. In fact, we’d score you both as Perfect Tens. There’s not a thing we’d change.




[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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  • Thomas

    She ALWAYS looks pissed, but I kind of love it.

    ETA: I’m not crazy about his tats, but he always looks so good in a suit.

    • EveEve

      It’s because she has chosen to wear a blank mask when she’s out in public. She says it’s her armor – how she protects herself. It works for her, and it makes sense.

      And damn he looks fine.

      • KC

        Didn’t she also say at some point that she hates the way she looks when she smiles? That’s kinda sad 🙁

        • DebbieLovesShoes

          I actually saw a picture of her smile recently, and I thought she had a lovely smile…. go figure.

  • I really love that dress she has on, and Becks looks smooth as. Smiling would have been a good choice, though.

    Boy did Samuel L Jackson kick it out of the ball park fashion wise. Those pants! 🙂

  • Noah

    Pissed Spice.

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    • AthenaJ

      Since she’s English, wouldn’t that translate to Drunk Spice? (who would be my favorite Spice Girl of all!)

  • jilly_d

    fucking adore this.

  • sugarkane105

    From what I can see of her dress, I love it. And man, can Becks rock a double-breasted jacket or what.

    • demidaemon

      He can. he can, indeed.

  • CPK1

    They both look fab. Gorgeous. Best of British!

    • annla

      I really like that they have stayed together for eons by celebrity standards.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    Rumor has it she actually cracked a hint of a smile in Set 4 when Federer staved off matchpoint.

    • LittleKarnak

      Not rumor…I saved it on my dvr…….

  • Stefan Hurray

    She only gets better with age…her ‘dermatologist’ may have a lot to do with that -but FABULOUS. he’s pretty great still too.

    • Constant Reader

      I was thinking the same thing: she’s improving with age.

    • Kristin McNamara

      Was gonna say that too! She looks weirdly younger than I remember her ever looking. Not claiming anything as natural vs. unnatural, but whatever she’s doing is [for the moment] working like gangbusters.

    • Shannon Long

      She looks so beautiful! Some “work” is certainly not outside the realm of possibility, but it looks to me as if she’s maybe gained the teensiest bit of weight and it’s filled out her face a little (she is still, obviously, super super slim).

  • Sara Brams-Miller

    She looks so bummed out. That makes me sad. She’s so beautiful. A smile would go a long way.

    • marlie

      She *always* looks bummed out. It’s like she never wants anyone to see her smile in public.

  • nicewilliams

    She needs a cheeseburger, a long hug, and a nurturing mother figure to tell her she’s beautiful. That said, impeccable taste.

  • bassfemme

    Ralph Lauren’s jackets make all men look spectacular. And Victoria is the only celebrity/designer who’s clothes I would be happy to own. I concur, both are 10s in my book.

  • I think he needs the tiniest bit more room in his trousers. She looks stunning.

    • Thomas

      Too big for the trousers, eh? 😉

    • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

      I hate when I can see the front pocket in men’s trousers.

    • Wink

      His double-breasted blazer also looks too short. (I know it’s considered IN, but it just looks too small.) They do make a pretty couple.

    • jabes

      He’s definitely still got his soccer thighs. Although I thought the fit was just right!

  • homofascist

    She actually showed genuine human emotion during the match! Plus they were sitting in the Royal Box, so you know you have to be on your best behavior. Maybe that makes even her nervous…

    • Kent Roby

      She’s probably just pissed that the box is named for the royals instead of her (Then, again, “Beckham Box” sounds like something we all love to stare at when her hubs is modelling underwear).

  • mimi

    gah, they’re both so pretty.

  • Anna

    LOL, oh lawd were those pictures and that Vine all kinds of deliciously awkward.

    Love everything about the dress: the athletic cut, the colours and the colour-blocking. It looks pretty great on Vicky here, but she should send one to Lupita.

  • NWMothra

    I can’t imagine anyone always looking so pissed off/ depressed when they’re on David Beckham’s arm.

  • eandh99

    lots of celebs this year, Colin Firth, Jude Law, Jim Parsons. Posh and Becks were sitting with the Avengers, the Hemsworths were on the other side of Sam Jackson

    • marlie

      Maybe she was just disappointed that she wasn’t sitting next to Thor.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Posh, join those of us who would also love to sit next to, or on, Thor. In fact, honey, get in line.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Dang, but I would love to have been sitting near Colin Firth and the Hemsworths!

  • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

    I get grumpy when I’m hungry, too.

  • artgirl9

    it’s probably because she was watching the Andy Murray match! Look at the woman in the lower right, last photo.

  • Janet B

    Her hair looks as if she had been riding in a convertible, and she’s pissed since his hair always looks good.

  • HomeOfficeGirl

    I am hot just looking at them. And, I don’t mean HOT like hubba hubba… I mean stinking, sweating, miserable hot in tight clothes in a stadium hot. Just seems miserable all around!!

    • Coolekat

      It’s London, not Miami, and everyone around is similarly attired. If anything Victoria should have goosebumps.

      • A light cardigan probably wouldn’t have gone astray for her!

        • marlie

          She had one on in other pictures, in the same burgundy/brown color as the middle of the dress. You can sort of see it in her hand above…

  • Danielle

    Sorry, we were supposed to be looking anywhere other than Becks in his captain’s jacket?

    • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

      Ahoy, matey!

  • ballerinawithagun

    Apparently she was quite distraught over Federer’s defeat.

  • rgv

    Sorry that smile says: “I’m a total a%$”

  • Betsy

    Am I going to get in trouble for saying something that I think others must be thinking? Great dress and she’s certainly lovely but I can’t get behind praising something that really shouldn’t be held up as an ideal. I apologize. I’ll step off my high horse.

  • mjude

    that man can sure wear a suit.

  • nannypoo

    She never looks happy. I can’t stand either of them. She’s cranky and he strikes me as kind of a douche.

  • Jacqueline Wessel

    These two always look so beautiful…not a blemish in sight.

  • muelonil

    She and January need to have a Resting Bitchface-Off.

    • marlie

      January is good, but Vicky’s bitchface would kill her dead.

  • Lilithcat

    I simply cannot stand looking at someone who actually wants to have her collarbones jut out and her rib cage showing.

  • Meh.

  • MilaXX

    I saw that Vicky/ Samuel L pics somewhere else this morning. Eh’s she looks cute. I like the dress or what little I can see of it.

  • TM

    Ugh, that dress is perfect. Way to rock a winner from your collection, Posh.

  • stubbornthoughts

    I love them. Victoria always has a bitch-face on, but from various books and interviews I’ve read/seen, she’s actually a bundle of laughs. David tends to joke about how serious and pissed she always looks.

    Becks is fantastic. Watch the documentary about David Beckham going deep into the Amazon with a few friends. It’ll totally change your mind about this silent, hunky man.

    Regardless, they’re incredibly pretty.

    • imspinningaround

      The vamp face is totally an act. When she was one of the guest judges on Idol, I was totally gobsmacked by how warm, friendly, funny, and kind she was. I think she’s said in the past she doesn’t like her smile because she shows a lot of gum.

      • Adrianna Grężak

        I’m one of those women who always gets told to smile, and it gets irritating. Little do people know, I hate showing my smile because of my deep overbite.

    • sweetlilvoice

      I also thought she was a great judge on PR, especially when she talked to Christian Sirano about how she would wear his clothes. She knows what she’s talking about.

  • imspinningaround

    I love that you featured these two and not Camilla and Charles (whose heads you can see in the corners of these photos).

  • flamingoNW

    Yeah, but when does she EVER look happy to be there?

  • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

    He looks great. I like her dress, but she looks like she is just not feeling well at all. Maybe a summer cold? I hate those.

  • MilaXX

    Seems Sam took to twitter about that article. Lotta Bullshit goin’ round, I had a ball sitting next [email protected] at Wimbledon yesterday! Truly Lovely!STFU!! That clip is still funny though.

  • Teresa Wyatt

    She is just hangry

  • Shawn EH

    I’d change the dark circles under her eyes! Nice color coordination with the world, though!

  • Alyssa

    Beckham in a double breasted jacket…yum!!! Her dress is nice too.

    • kimmeister

      I hope Prince William saw that that’s how they’re supposed to look, and never attempts one again.

  • kimmeister

    I’m curious as to what their footwear choices were.

    • marlie

      Cathy Cambridge was there and she was wearing her usual nude heels, so I think they dress up with the footwear, too.

      • kimmeister

        I never thought they’d be in tennies or flip flops, but I can’t really give out mental scores without seeing the entirety of the outfit, you know?

        • marlie

          Aha. Gotcha. That’s a good point. But these two rarely fumble with the footwear, so I’ll give them credit. 😉

  • marlie

    Her dress is super cute. And I’m not normally a fan of double-breasted suits, but Becks is rocking this one. Total Country Club Chic.

  • MaggieMae

    J’adore the bodice/neckline of Posh’s dress.

  • Jen

    She always looks so dour but then you hear her speak and she sounds like such a laugh. I’d love to meet her, bet she’s great 🙂

  • lundibleu

    She did crack a few smiles, I did a double take, but it definitely happened.

    I liked his suit better before I realised it was double breasted.

  • Hetha Innis

    I love her clothes/designs so damn much.

  • bitchybitchybitchy

    Becks, as always, cleans up very nicely. Mrs. Becks looks a bit tense-ah well, we all have off days.

  • demidaemon

    That man knows how to wear clothes. Somehow, he is extra sexy to me in clothes, but, out of them, loses most of his sex appeal. It’s a conundrum.

    I can’t really comment on Vicky, as I would have liked to see the skirt of the dress. Without a full body shot, it is hard to appropriately judge.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      I too prefer David Beckham when he’s cleaned up and wearing a well-tailored suit.

  • CommentsByKatie

    He looks truly spectacular. That might be the best I’ve ever seen a man dress and look. That HAIR! The fit! The scruff! The double-breasted Roger Sterling nod! I don’t usually go for David Beckham, either. Wow.

  • Citadel44

    If you can seen the inside pocket outline, the pants are too tight or you should remove the pocket. I say keep the pants tight, but remove the pockets in this case.

  • Michelle Lim

    Her dresses are becoming more interesting. Kudos to her.

  • Lila

    Do we know if that dress was one of her own designs? It’s fabulous.

  • roche

    I watched Wimbledon and while I have to give it up for all the men in long sleeved dress shirts, ties & jackets, I’ve got to wonder — how they do it? Wasn’t it hot under that sun? I liked her dress too. I agree with the “ten” for the pair. Love the crisp navy.

    • “Only mad dogs and English men go out in the midday sun” or something like that!

  • LUV her dress…n LUV him!

  • Man Dala

    They look like absolute royalty. He’s totally killing it. She’s completely thrilled to be there, that’s her face for EVERY human emotion in the spectrum.

  • quiltrx

    He IS prettier than her! And a big difference is that he SMILES.
    That Samuel L. video is a RIOT. She looked like she was going to shit her pants, and NOT in the “I’m so excited to be next to SLJ” kind of way!
    He should have turned to her and given her the “ENGLISH m-f’er, DO YOU SPEAK IT?” speech. Bwahaha!

  • Damn! David’s suit is on point! Vicky always gives me life!

  • altermyego

    Speaking of fiery asses, in the first picture he looks like he’s really enjoying hers, thank you very much.
    I’ve got to give her credit for making nearly everything she wears look great even with bitch face. Not too many people can do that.

  • Melissa

    Dear god, that video is hilarious.

  • MM4321

    Am I wrong, or is it hard to look classy when you’ve got tattoos popping out from under your shirt everywhere? As for her . . .the dress is cute but that makeup is way harsh . . .unless she actually DOES have two black eyes . . .

  • Angela Cotsones Shea

    If you can see the outline of the pocket…its too tight