Tom’s finding this whole thing to be just a little delicious. As someone whose wardrobe is divided into “Puffy” and “Not Puffy*” sections, depending on his dietary habits that month, it’s DELIGHTFUL to see a boystar who has the same problem.
* Truthfully, it should be “Puffy” and “Slightly Less Puffy.”
Sure, we feel bad that he’s outgrown his poledance clothes like a 7th-grader going through a hormonal surge, but he looks so damn pleased with himself that it’s hard to feel bad for him. Maybe it’s because he’s the only male star we’ve ever seen who can make that ironic “checking my watch” pose actually seem funny. Charm can go a long way in overcoming style deficiencies. He’s a living example of that. Even so, we sure would like to see him in one thing that fits him correctly.
And it’s a T Lo Style Rule, Chris: You get to undo only one shirt button if you’re going tie-less in a suit.
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