Colton Haynes at the 2014 MuchMusic Video Awards

Posted on June 17, 2014

This isn’t working for us. Yes, it’s true. Sometimes even the prettiest of boys fails to impress us. We’re harsh and cruel bitches.

Colton-Haynes-2014-Much-Music-Video-Awards-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)“Arrow” actor Colton Haynes attends the 2014 MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada.

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No, not even that smile can make up for this gay Thurston Howell getup. We’re not inclined to love double-breasted blazers; finding them to be very body-specific in their needs. In order for them to look good, a perfect storm of height, waist and shoulder proportions need to be achieved. He’s too slim for the look. We really don’t like the unbuttoned shirt underneath; especially the shade of minty green, which doesn’t even go with the tan of the suit. Kudos on the shoes, though. Love those. And we can’t fault him for lack of effort. An excellent try, but we’re just not loving the overall result.

 

 

 

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