Tyler Hoechlin at the John Varvatos 11th Annual Stuart House Benefit

Mmmm, no. We don’t think so, Tyler.

PinTyler Hoechlin attends the John Varvatos 11th Annual Stuart House Benefit in West Hollywood, California.

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That is a whole hell of a lot of look for a non-model to pull off, no matter how cute and built that non-model is.  We give him credit for Willising it the Fuck Up, but let’s face it; The Varvatos people just handed him something straight out of their look book and he put it on, like a good boy. This isn’t so much style as it is surrendering.

Really, it comes down to that jacket, which gives him a lady shape; fitted just under the rib cage, with a slight flare at the hips. It’s just a bit overdesigned; and when you add the shoes to the look, it borders on clownish. Ditch the jacket for a fitted waistcoat and keep everything else.

We keep wanting to tell him to shave, but he’s probably one of those guys who pretty much looks like that 2 hours after their last shave. If we saw him commit a crime and a police sketch artist asked us to describe his face, we’d say “Hair. That’s all we can remember.” He was destined to play a werewolf, it seems.

[Photo Credit: Parisa/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, johnvarvatos.com]

• John Varvatos
• John Varvatos Stuart House Benefit
• Red Carpet
• Tyler Hoechlin