Kate Upton at “The Other Woman” NY Premiere

Posted on April 25, 2014

It’s time, darlings. Time to ask the question on everyone’s lips. And by “everyone,” we mean us, of course. Said question?

Just what the hell is wrong with Kate Upton, anyway?

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It’s perfectly fine if she wants to get away from her pinup past and present herself as a (semi-)Serious Actress, but running straight to the frumpy section is not the way to go about it. A classic case of someone who never learned how to dress her body except to show it off. That’s not us being judgmental (well, not too much, anyway). She made her career on working that bod; no shame in that. But if she wants a career that requires more of her than looking good in a bikini, she needs to schedule a long afternoon in a dressing room, trying everything on. She also needs a bitchy dressing room co-pilot to accompany her and wrinkle their nose in distaste at most of her choices. We volunteer.

But if you won’t take us up on our offer, Kate, at least listen to us when we say that there’s a way to dress your body that won’t make you feel like you’re showing it off while at the same time not hiding it so obsessively that you look like you have some issue with it.  This ain’t it.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Jennifer Graylock/INFphoto.com]

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