IN or OUT: Andrew Garfield in Louis Vuitton at the “The Amazing Spider-Man 2” Germany Premiere

Posted on April 18, 2014

Boy, that’s not your suit.

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Maybe we’re being too harsh. We have very particular ideas about what type of build looks best in a double-breasted suit. Tall thin guys wind up having their torso visually elongated to distractingly not-quite-human proportions if the fit on the jacket isn’t dead perfect. And the fit here? Not even on the same coast as “dead perfect.” More like “off the rack.”  Also: HE SHOULD SHAVE.

Enh. You guys figure it out. It’s Friday.






Bitter Kittens make the call:


IN! Shut up, he’s cute.

OUT!  A beanpole with hips. 



Shailene Woodley’s leather baby spew cheerleader ensemble was righteously voted OUT.



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  • Latin Buddy

    Nope. I’m not body snarking but he’s too much of a peek-squeak thin neck to pull off the double breasted suit. He needs a skinny suit with a skinny tie. Otherwise, like you said, his body looks weird.

  • marlie

    Out. It’s a lovely suit, and I don’t even think the fit is all that bad, but it just doesn’t *suit* him.

    Anyone else think he’s totally been phoning it in for this poledance? We may not always like what Emma wears, but at least she looks like she’s making an effort.

    • Totally agree – it’s a gorgeous suit but double-breasted doesn’t suit his style at all. And he really is half-arsing it.

    • MilaXX

      I think he’s trying. He may not be that successful at it, but I definitely see effort. At this point most male celebs would be in home depot attire and he’s still putting on suits with proper shoes and hems.

  • JauntyJohn

    Oh my god! Is this a thing now? The whole “wear a tie but leave it so un-tightened that you can see the top shirt collar button?”

    Because if this is a thing I may lose my sh*t for a little while over it. Seriously. It’s like running a race and then sitting down in front of the finish line. Tighten your damn tie!

    Oh, yeah. And Out because… because… cranky.

    • LOL That made me laugh out loud, JauntyJohn. And yes, I agree, silly trend. L

    • WendyD

      DEAR GOD THIS CANNOT BE A THING. I assumed when I saw it in an earlier post that it was just someone running late/being lazy.

    • formerlyAnon

      I’ve been whining about the tie thing off & on for a couple of months now. How come nobody told me it was A TREND?

      (Still a dumb one. You just look sloppy, NOT devil-may-care or insouciant or what ever it’s meant to convey.)

      • unbornfawn

        This is one of my pet peeves. It just looks like you are a twerp who doesn’t know how to tie and adjust your tie.

    • icm

      OMG! I just made the same comment on the Tyler Hoechlin pictures. Then I read yours and the replies . It is so true there are so many loose ties as of late . Sloppy!

  • Kristin

    Yeah, dunno… I certainly wouldn’t kick him out of bed wearing that suit.

    I would, however, make him remove it. Cause of the wrinkling, of course. No other reason.

    I’m supposed to vote, right? My lady bits vote IN.

  • onefifteen

    Disagree. I think it looks fine on him in spite of his build.

  • kimmeister

    I think you’re being a bit harsh. Yes, it’s very bankerish, but he looks respectable.

  • alyce1213

    In. His isn’t the ideal body for double-breasted, but it’s not bad at all, it’s pretty good I think, and so much better than anything he’s worn lately. Beautiful suiting material AND he’s wearing nice tie.

  • Out. That jacket length makes it look like it should have a mandarin collar.

  • nomoreprinces

    That’s Chris Pine’s suit.

  • Sherry N. Sutton

    The suit is nice but it isn’t his suit. Out.

  • another_laura

    The shoes are a nice color, I like the fabric but not the cut of the suit. He is the least charismatic lead actor going on and I hate hate hate his stubble. I’m going with Out.

  • amber.

    In. Shut up, he’s cute.

  • MilaXX

    IN! I think he looks great and really appreciate he’s clearly putting in effort for this poledance. I think he probably would look better in a single breasted jacket, but I don’t hate this look at all.

  • Wink

    He’s a good looking guy in that “I just woke up 10 minutes ago and need coffee” kinda way. His suit is from The Richard Gere Collection, circa 1994. He should send it back.

  • Pennymac

    Ugh. This Spiderman pole dance is making me tired and cranky.
    “Hey you Kids! GET OFF MY LAWN!”

  • Jangle57

    i personally dislike brown shoes with a gray suit, but I must be feeling generous cause I don’t think it’s that awful – IN

  • Judy_S

    Don’t care enough to say In or Out but I did scroll down to read your analysis of why his head looks too small. Very interesting.

  • KendraMR

    IN. I don’t love it, but I don’t hate it either. I never cared for double breasted suits, but this one is fine. I just wish he would shave.

  • TwiddlyStun

    Gosh, I would not put a double-breasted suit on any wider body type or it looks hulk like. I call this IN gross stubble and all.

  • somebody blonde

    In. Shut up, you’re imagining his elongated torso. He looks fine. He should also shave or go full-growth.

  • I’m tired of him, his neckbeard, his moussed hair, his smirk, and his general “I don’t give a shit” attitude. And if he really DOES give a shit then he should figure out how to better project it in photos……he IS, after all, an actor. OUT, because he’s not doing his job at all.

  • formerlyAnon

    In. Of course, I prefer the elongated kind of fella to he of the manly bulk.

    Though I have quibbles with choice of tie. And I wish to god he’d shave. But I wish that about a lot of ’em.

  • SophieCollier

    In, I guess. I dunno. Dudes in suits look all alike to me, unless there is something way strange or stunning happening in the look. He doesn’t look bad, just boring.

  • FridaStaire

    Poor things need antidepressants. And a lesson in doing up buttons without wrecking the suit’s lines. Out.

  • Molly

    He will never be In until he shaves.
    He should give that suit to Prince William.

  • amanda siegelson

    IN. i actually think he looks great. and i don’t know that i’ve felt that way about him before.

  • sienna elm

    out – the suit’s broader than he is

  • Emily Smith

    Can I get that suit shipped over here I think it would work for my husband…assuming I could convince him to wear it.

  • Sif

    Tyra banks needs to teach him how to smize in front of the camera. His facial expression is always so awkward. But he can keep the suit.

  • flamingoNW


  • IN . Shut up he’s cute.

  • webslice33

    IN..looks great!

  • greymain

    out & SHAVE.

  • uprightcitizen

    I like the way the jacket looks (if a little “David Letterman”) but it’s the super-slim pants that don’t work with a double-breasted jacket (IMHO). Really love the shoe/suit combo, though. Total sucker for rich brown shoes with a gray suit.

  • Chevalle

    I quite adore the facial fuzz. The suit may not be his best shape, but I don’t think it’s awful.

  • Pterodactyl111

    In. He’s cute. I like scruff. Sue me.

  • Anne

    I don’t know, I don’t hate it. But it does give him some nice curves. 😉

  • Laura Abrahamsen

    I think the neck scruff and the wide hair is to give his face definition. Otherwise, his head is the same width as his neck and he just looks like an index finger with a face drawn on it.

  • CatherineRhodes

    Sorry to be a rebel, but IN. I think he looks great.

  • mrspotts66

    in. i like it on him.
    but i agree: he needs to shave.

  • phrenk

    This is the least off-putting I have ever found him. If I put my thumb over his face, he’s even kind of appealing!

  • Alloy Jane

    1) SHAVE. 2) Fix your tie. 3) Seriously. If you’re going to go through the trouble of putting product in your hair? Freaking shave. Your face cannot grow hair anymore than my ass can. SHAVESHAVESHAVESHAVESHAVE!

    The suit. It looks… awkward. It’s not horrifyingly awful, but it’s about as attractive as a maxi on a short, pear-shaped woman (raises hand). There are worse things but it just doesn’t look that cute.

  • The boyfriend and I are in agreement: Out. It just looks off – my boyfriend thinks it’s the fit around the waist but I’m thinking it’s wrong starting at the shoulders (too broad) and then they tried to overcompensate by nipping it in at the waist. All in all he looks like a douchey i-banker, which is not a good look.

  • Celticharpist

    Out. He looks silly.

  • Scimommy

    I’m going to say… IN? I think? Because it’s not that bad? Yeah, IN. He’s not setting the world on fire, but he looks fine.

  • demidaemon

    I kind of like it. I’m probably the sole dissenter, but he already has a freakishly long torso, so this is probably hitting him just right. He should have buttoned both buttons in the suit coat though–lazy work there, Garfield. Still, I think this is one of his better looks on the poledance. IN.

  • gefeylich

    In. He reminds me of my darling nephew: hair, eyes, thin scruffy beard (which I’m ALWAYS bitching at him to shave), unease in grown-up clothes – so I cannot condemn him.

  • Judih1

    a lukewarm IN.

  • Mousentrude

    In. This is the best I’ve seen him. I wish he’d get a haircut and do his tie properly, but overall I think it’s OK.

  • jw_ny

    OUT…the loose tie knot bugs me to all beyond…and that tie is just a big ol’ thud. It needed to be bolder. The suit somehow manages to make him appear boxy and hippy at the same time, which is in itself a feat and a flaw for a “beanpole”.

  • Eric Stott

    IN- with the caveat that he needs the pants hemmed, and should button that lower button.

  • MannahattaMamma

    IN! give the kid a break. he’s trying, which is more than we can say for many actors his age & position in the pecking order. too much hair all ’round, but eh, he’s young.

  • decormaven

    Quality footwear gets a thumbs up, but the suit is not his style. Out.

  • conniemd

    Out, he looks like a boy borrowing a suit out of daddy’s closet.

  • LadyVimes

    It’s okay except for the nipple-buttons. The tie is the best part.

  • Eddie Verdonk

    In. It’s INoffensive – he pulls it off adequately.

  • Jenna Marie

    Hate me for it, but I’m voting this IN. I’m not normally a fan of double breasted suits (they always make the wearer look too robust in my eyes), but I like it on him.

  • GoryDetails

    IN. I’m not particularly a fan of his, fwiw, but I think he looks really good in these shots – even with the scruff-beard!

  • boweryboy

    OUT. It’s like he’s not even trying for this pole dance, and Emma is trying too hard – enough for the both of them.

  • Megan Kennedy

    Out. I’m not sure how this is happening, but it makes his head look tiny.

  • Gillian

    You are very very wrong. Maybe you need to have a thing for lanky guys to appreciate this, but he is GORGEOUS in this suit. Seriously. I thought you guys were joking at first.

  • Shawn EH

    Deeply In! He looks like royalty. From the land of Microcephalus, but still, royalty! Some people’s proportions are just naturally comical.

  • frumpybiscuits

    Didn’t Emma just wear that outfit??
    He is adorable but this is still an OUT.

  • Nicole

    Not yet… give him a decade or two and it’ll look just fine.

  • Imasewsure

    In spite of the fact that he looks like Andy Murray, I think he looks good. IN

  • crash1212

    IN. I think he looks great and I love the shoes.

  • Vee

    Don’t kill me. But I think he is pulling a late 80’s Pierce Brosnan here. No I don’t think he is that handsome, but it reminds of that.

  • Sunshine16

    Isn’t that the same double breasted jacket we didn’t like on Emma?

  • Alaska Snob

    In. It’s the best double-breasted look I’ve seen in a while, even if it’s not perfect for him. Definitely puts Wills and Charles to shame. And it’s the first time I’ve found him attractive.

  • Kent Roby

    I’m voting “IN”. He’s wearing a suit and tie, while Shailene wore nasty shredded jean shorts for her Divergent charity showing. We must encourage these young’ens who actually dress up, even if the result is less than perfect.

  • Renaissance_Man_ATL

    IN! I think he looks great in that suit. LOVE the shoes! ETA, I agree with the comments about tightening the tie. That’s as bad as not wearing a belt to me.

  • Danielle

    He doesn’t have the shoulders this suit is demanding. Send it off to Chris Hemsworth and go shave your neck, dear.