Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Jennifer Hudson in Agent Provocateur

Posted on April 24, 2014

Really, J?

Really?

Jennifer-Hudson-Agent-Provocateur-Brown-Shoe-Event-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Jennifer Hudson attends the Brown Shoe Company event celebrating 100 Years on New York Stock Exchange in New York City in an Agent Provocateur dress paired with Via Spiga boots.

Jennifer-Hudson-Agent-Provocateur-Brown-Shoe-Event-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Agent Provocateur Skylar’ Dress

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First off, this is not a dress that should be worn with boots; especially past-the-knee ones. That’s just straight up bad matching.

Second, this is not a dress that should be worn. At all.

Third, the Astro Boy hair. Girl, whut.

Our first and third points are inarguable, as far as we’re concerned. We’re willing to bend on the second a little and admit that this dress should be worn by someone, somewhere; like a porn star at the adult video awards or a groupie backstage at a concert. Call us old fashioned if you must, but we’re thinking the Academy Award winners should stay well away. We can get behind J Hud working a sexy, body-con look, but this looks like something you’d see on a mannequin in a porn shop.

It’s not your dress, girl. Box it up and ship it off to your local dominatrix. And get someone to come in and do a rethink on your whole head. We’re pretty sure that’s not your lip color either.

 

[Photo Credit: Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com, agentprovocateur.com]

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