Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Jennifer Hudson in Agent Provocateur

Posted on April 24, 2014

Really, J?

Really?

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First off, this is not a dress that should be worn with boots; especially past-the-knee ones. That’s just straight up bad matching.

Second, this is not a dress that should be worn. At all.

Third, the Astro Boy hair. Girl, whut.

Our first and third points are inarguable, as far as we’re concerned. We’re willing to bend on the second a little and admit that this dress should be worn by someone, somewhere; like a porn star at the adult video awards or a groupie backstage at a concert. Call us old fashioned if you must, but we’re thinking the Academy Award winners should stay well away. We can get behind J Hud working a sexy, body-con look, but this looks like something you’d see on a mannequin in a porn shop.

It’s not your dress, girl. Box it up and ship it off to your local dominatrix. And get someone to come in and do a rethink on your whole head. We’re pretty sure that’s not your lip color either.

 

[Photo Credit: Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com, agentprovocateur.com]

    • RussellH88

      Nothing about this is good.

      • Rhonda Shore

        i don’t hate her hair.

        • Jacqueline Wessel

          Me neither, in fact I kinda like it.

          • J. Preposterice

            Same — I think it’s cute as hell and emphasizes her great face and all its great face bones.

            The dress must die. It doesn’t even fit her in the boobs; it’s cutting in horribly on the sides.

        • Trent

          It’s kinda Tamron Hall-hair. And that’s not a bad thing.

          And I get the dress. She’s trying for Janet Jackson “Discipline” realness. Unfortunately even Janet couldn’t pull off that dominatrix look a few years ago and there’s no way Jennifer’s pulling it off now.

      • Mr. J.

        Oh Lordy.

    • Carrie

      Her body is smoking, but this dress is just Tacky. It feels like something Rhianna might wear.

      • @Biting Panda

        Yes, but Rihanna would make sure there was no armpit fat flowing out, no bumps or rolls to be seen. She’d rock a sexy fuck me pump and look like a dominatrix for real, not someone borrowing a dress, that is entirely too small, for a costume party, after their significant other suggests something to spice up their boring love life.

        • barbarienne

          Rihanna would remove some of those laces. And somehow, magically, it would work, and we would all be, “God, that’s so trashy, but I kinda like it.”

          Ms. Hudson, alas, seems to be falling into the “I lost a bunch of weight and now I want to show off my body but haven’t spent my entire youth sorting out what is appropriate” trap. She needs better guidance.

          • marlie

            I think the window for that excuse closed quite a while ago. At this point, I would hope that she/her people have a better sense of how to work her new figure to its best advantage.

            • demidaemon

              Yeah, she lost that excuse about two years ago. Now, she is trending between WNTW awfulness ( “Now, I”m SEXY”–which, albeit great, can be done in a much classier way) and occasionally getting it right. She needs to get help, reevaluate her team, and/or do a style rethink.

          • e jerry powell

            Yeah. She needs to not put her arms back in this look. UNDERARM FAT IS NOT CUTE.

            • Betsy

              That’s not really “underarm” — it’s “in-front-of-arm”. The only thing “in-front-of-arm” is BREAST. That dress is smooshing her breasts, which have no place to go but back toward her arms. IF the dress fitted her in the Ladies-Area, that “fat” would magically disappear.
              See, the thing is, you can’t get rid of your boobs, short of surgery. They’re going to migrate and break loose *somewhere*. Bust-minimizing bras shove breast tissue under your arms. Not attractive, plus downright uncomfortable!
              The Ladies Have to Be Free!!

        • Rhonda Shore

          It’s really not fair to compare any other mortal to Rhianna, is it?

          • demidaemon

            No.

        • Carrie

          Agreed. She knows how to make this kind of dress work for her. It is a skill.

        • Alloy Jane

          lol this is why one must read before posting. Yes yes and yes.

      • Town

        But Rihanna would look good in it, though.

        • unbornfawn

          My first reaction too!

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          Rihanna has the ability to make something like this work.

      • Donna Tabor

        But even Rihanna wouldn’t wear it this tight. That sucker is at least two sizes too small for Ms. Hudson.

      • StillGary

        Rose McGowan, LILO, or Raven (from RDR) — those are the only ones, I could fathom — and Raven might find it a little too vulgar.

        • Rhonda Shore

          oh yes, it would be demure for Rose McGowan, the tack-o-rama queen.

        • demidaemon

          Raven could pull it off–hehehe–but it would clearly be for the stage, which is one of the four places it could work (the other three being for the working girl, in a porn video, or at the Adult Film Awards).

      • holla

        I was thinking the same thing. Everything in the look is RiRi, from hair to boots. Maybe Nicki Minaj too

    • Scimommy

      She came to an event celebrating 100 years of the New York Stock Exchange dressed like a dominatrix. There is probably a joke to be made here.

    • @Biting Panda

      What in the ever living fuck is this?

    • Karen Belgrad

      Tawny Kitaen would like her Whitesnake apparel back when you are done. She has Jaguars to cartwheel on.

      • decormaven

        “Here I go again… on my own….”

    • Anna

      And I am telling you, this is the worst dress you’ll ever know.

      • ampg

        Nice. :) But I would argue the red version with black trim is demonstrably worse.

        • Anna

          GOOD GOD. I see what you mean. This black one IS horrifying. But I didn’t realize until I clicked on the link that there existed another, in case one really wanted to go for that bordello in Amsterdam effect.

    • save_the_hobbit

      Just….why, Jennifer Hudson? Why?

    • ojosazules

      I can’t tell if it’s sort of see-through, or are the dark places that could be undie lines just where the fabric is bunched up? This odd effect makes it even worse.

      • Sarah

        ‘Tis translucent. Adding insult to injury, right there.

      • MilaXX

        I think the dark bits are just to cover up the girly places

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

      I didn’t know Agent Provocateur made clothes for wearing out of the house. And with this evidence, they don’t. Leave it in the bedroom, honey.

      • leahpapa

        I don’t think they do! This is a case of, Girl That’s Not *A* Dress.

        • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

          Turns out they do have a section called “Dresses” but that is still in the “nightwear” range. This little number will set you back £525.

          • demidaemon

            That’s a bit expensive for what is clearly a one use item.

          • SierraDelta

            *Jaw permanently dislocated from how far it dropped when the price of this “dress” was revealed*

          • YoungSally

            My favorite AP stuff are those bras that for all intents and purposes have no cups…..what a marketing coup!!

          • Alloy Jane

            So the cost of one session. Not bad, eh?

        • Judih1

          Preach. This “bedroom attire” should only be seen by her husband. Totaly inappropriate in public ESPECIALLY the event that she was attending.

          I guess she has gotten in that celebrity zone she does’t listen to anyone or is surrounded by a bunch of “yes” men – cause anyone with any sense or balls would have told her NOT to wear that.

          She looked better when she was on American Idol

      • Supernumerary

        Yes, thank you. That was my same first thought: ‘…huh. I didn’t think Agent Provocateur made anything other than lingerie.’ Yikes.

      • Danielle

        Story time: We went into Agent Provocateur in Vegas on a whim in January. A simple cotton thong underwear started at $50. I shudder to think what this fuckery cost.

        • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

          £525 – almost $900USD

          • Kimbolina

            Two thoughts.

            1. That is an insane price for this awful thing.

            2. That is an insane exchange rate… Yikes.

            • demidaemon

              I’m pretty certain pounds have translated similarly into dollars. The Euro, on the other hand, is another matter.

      • lunchcoma

        I think I’ll stick to their lingerie and their perfume.

        This dress wouldn’t even be attractive IN the house.

        • demidaemon

          It’s probably only attractive on the floor, and even then you might be unsure.

    • ljh

      That dress, and especially that dress paired with fishnets and over-the-knee boots, would make a dominatrix sneer, “I am an Artist of Pain, not a slut.”

      • ojosazules

        I didn’t notice the fishnets!

        • kimmeister

          Neither did I! At this point, it’s like, why even bother?

    • Jessica Freeman

      No. I can’t even. NO.

    • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

      I looked up the Brown Shoe Company, whose 100 years on the NYSE is being celebrated at this event. They represent Naturalizer, Famous Footwear, and Buster Brown shoes…….somehow I think this is NOT the image they imagined when someone in the company said, “Hey! Let’s have a party for our anniversary! And let’s get a celebrity guest to attract some publicity! Think of the great photos!”

      • @Biting Panda

        Speaking of dressing up….how did your fancy night out go?

        • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

          It was a great party and a lot of fun despite uncooperative weather (pouring rain, chilly) and a dress which looked OK but was not my first choice. I would have killed to have been wearing the original, long sleeve dress, rather than the sleeveless one I ended up with! Thanks for asking, my friend.

          • @Biting Panda

            Well good. I’m glad you brought your sparkling personality, that’s always the best part of any ensemble.

            • Sarah

              Glad your party was nice, @NurseEllen:disqus. I went to the camping wedding last weekend that I asked y’all for advice on attire for, and ended up in a floor-length knit number with a black sweater and lace-up boots, because it was COLD up the mountains that day. Didn’t matter a whit, but my dreams of glam were dashed, I tell you!

    • MilaXX

      That is not a dress, that is shape wear that goes on under a dress. WTF is going on with clothes designed to have female celebs as naked and/ or underwear free as possible . Can someone make it stop?

    • Laurie Bergman

      Lacing can be a very nice detail when deployed correctly, but this just looks like a cat’s cradle duel gone wrong. “Astro Boy” perfectly describes that hair!

    • Carly Clement

      I have never really like her or her fashion sense and still dont think she is worthy of being an oscar winner!!! But feelings aside… TERRIBLE hooker heals and a hooker dress are never okay…. That dress is giving her two major armpit vaginas!!! This look might give me nightmares tonight…

      • http://sleepingfoxstitchery.weebly.com CLoverleaf

        Oh my. The armpits. That’s just not right.

    • Sarah

      Remember when Bridget Jones showed up to the party in a sexy bunny costume? Yeah. That’s what’s up. Somebody didn’t get the memo that this wasn’t a Tarts & Vicars event.

    • SewingSiren

      She’s a Good Girl Gone Bad. Still love her hair.

    • http://reneshiro.tumblr.com/ kingderella

      Haha, I really like her hair.

      The dress: Rihanna could pull it off, but she has usually better taste than this.
      Britney, she could wear it. Then again, I loath Britney’s style.

    • MilaXX

      On a positive note, I like the hair

      • kmk05

        I actually quite like what’s above the neck. I think it saves it from looking too inappropriate. Va-va voom hair like the model’s would have just taken this to trashy. As it is, it looks terrible but not too much sidewalk-terrible.

        • MilaXX

          I was being serious. I like the hair as well. I also think the makeup is pretty good.

          • kmk05

            Agreed! Her head is great and mitigates everything else. When I said ‘terrible’ I meant the outfit + makeup and hair. Even a perfect face can’t save those tacky laces.

    • https://twitter.com/actual_grownup aly

      That hair is CUTE but not on her I think? Or maybe on her, but not with anything else we’re looking at here.

      • DTLAFamilies

        Agree. The hair could really work with a different outfit and better makeup.

      • tempost

        It’s too – wide-eyed Twiggy waifish for this “dress”. Maybe if it was a little messed up? As it is now it just looks like she left the gimp hood at home.

        • demidaemon

          Considering who her husband is, I wouldn’t be surprised if she left it on his head.

          • SierraDelta

            Okay, we all know my Cultural Literacy is spotty. Enlighten me about her spouse. (You can respond in iambic pentameter if you’d like.)

            • demidaemon

              Iambic pentameter is a bit beyond my abilities at this point in the day. But, as for enlightenment, here goes: her husband is David Otunga, a “wrestler” for WWE, whose only real claim to fame is that he is, in fact, her husband. In other words, if you look in the dictionary next to famewhore, his picture (along with many others) will be there. He is kind of a dick, annoying, and somewhat talent-less in my opinion.

              There is demidaemon’s lecture on Cultural Literacy for today. ;)

            • SierraDelta

              Thank you, Professor. You never fail me!

            • demidaemon

              :)

    • KinoEye

      Whoever decided that dress was a thing to be worn in public needs to be slapped, hard, and repeatedly. Even if it was Jennifer herself. SO BAD.

      • @Biting Panda

        Honey, whoever decided *this* dress was an outside of the house fashion choice, would clearly enjoy being slapped, hard and repeatedly. The desired lesson would be lost.

        • KinoEye

          HAHA. I stand corrected. Hmm. Maybe we should tickle them with feathers, then? Well, I can see someone getting perverse enjoyment out of that, too.

          • demidaemon

            I think we would have to have abstinence from all of the above activities AND force them to dress in suits and full sleeve gowns. :)

    • In_Stitches

      The only people I can imagine working that dress are Alek Wek and Rooney Mara.

    • titaness25

      But isn’t this actual underpants though? I didn’t think that Agent Provocateur made outside clothes.

    • schadenfreudelicious

      “Bring me the size 2, armpit cutlets be damned!”

      • kimmeister

        This is literally the worst case of armpit cutlets I’ve ever seen. It’s not just one on each side, it’s an entire flock.

        • schadenfreudelicious

          If she had just gone up a size i am sure that unfortunate spillage could have been avoided, the dress would still be tacky as hell, but at least her boobs may have been accomodated….

      • Sam Smith

        Really that was the first thing I noticed and I just don’t understand how this happens to a star. If I try on a dress, if it creates armpit fat, or back fat or some other kind of weird lumping, I take the stupid thing off. Its not like she doesn’t have tons of other choices. This is really just about the worst look I’ve seen on her.

      • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

        “Armpit cutlets”……I almost just lost my soda all over the keyboard. What a great coinage!

      • Alloy Jane

        This is like that one episode of Animaniacs where Jerry Lewis is teaching the Warner’s comedy. He brings out a big girl with big feet who demands a size 5 shoe that will never fit due to laws of physics. They make it fit anyway. The moral of today’s story is that cartoons are dressing Jennifer Hudson.

    • marlie

      BEYOND tacky. And then she tackifies it up even MORE with those horrible boots.

      Also, it’s doing her figure NO favors.

      • kmk05

        SHE’S WEARING FISHNETS UNDER THAT. That’s why it’s not cinching her as it should (to the detriment of her amazing figure), because the elastic of the hosiery is not smooth across her middle. Also, I think my head just exploded with the tacky.

    • cocohall

      A party for the Brown Shoe Company celebrating 100 years on the NYSE? I am having a difficult time just wrapping my head around the general idiocy of the event. The whole thing including the lackluster backdrop, missing actual red carpet for the step and repeat, and the failure to provide some sort of attire guidelines to the celebrities that they no doubt paid to have attend just speaks to a really third rate marketing and PR effort. Think of the fun they COULD have had with a bunch of cute little kids wearing Buster Browns and perhaps some charitable donation of shoes? Instead, we have poorly fitted dominatrix wear and boots that mock the wholesome brand identity of the Brown Shoe Company. Everyone involved should be sacked. Jennifer, honey, you need to have a talk with your team. You are an A-lister. This is not how you should be spending your time. I hope you got a big donation for your charity that gives school supplies to needy kids.

      • marlie

        There’s also some horribly bad judgement going on here too. TLo always talk about the venue being an important consideration. Personally, I would never think that this was OK for an event with “New York Stock Exchange” in the title. If there’s no discernible dress code, wouldn’t you go business-y? Maybe slightly-conservative cocktail party? There’s all sorts of FAIL going on.

        • demidaemon

          It is like everyone involved had a senior moment. Except there were no seniors involved in this (I hope).

    • Kent Roby

      And I am telling you…that dress is tacky, Gurl.

    • Anglow

      I love her hair here and her makeup. However, the whole outfit is unfortunate. Doesn’t fit, and it’s ugly. Oh, and her teeth are gorgeous! Compliments to your dentist, Jennifer!

    • ashtangajunkie

      The “dress” is TIGHT. Not that I think this dress would be better if she had gone up a size, but the extreme tightness is like a bonus kick in the pants.

    • georgie

      Girl, I thought we’d gotten past the “I lost so much weight check how skinny I ammmmm!!!!!!!!” phase.

      • Christine Hart

        It takes a LONG time to get past that (if you ever do), especially if you’ve battled your weight your entire life. That’s why I take her outfits like these with a grain of salt.

        • ashtangajunkie

          I can’t take this particular dress with a grain of salt, but I wear skin-tight leather pants almost every Saturday night because now I can, dammit. :)

          • largishbearishAtlish

            congrats Ash :)

            • ashtangajunkie

              Thanks! :)

    • Stella Zawistowski

      If you’re gonna wear lingerie as a dress, at least make sure it’s the right cup size. Nooooo, nothing about this is good.

    • boweryboy

      Some times a girl needs to get her kink on . . . but do it behind closed doors, please.

    • http://medium.com/@directordanic Danielle Colman

      It is see-through. Why is it see-through?

    • littlevase

      Serving up automobile seat cover realness.

    • Gatto Nero

      All it needs is a whip.

    • MzzPants

      Nothing says New York Stock Exchange like last night’s dungeon dress. Good God, girl, fire somebody…anybody.

    • Danielle

      Woooooooooow.

    • Betsy

      I like the lipstick.

    • eowyn_of_rohan

      This is some Lea Michele-level “trying too hard” schtick. Girl, you’re better than this.

    • Shawn EH

      It’s like she thinks the boots will cover up what the rest is over-revealing. Not so, J-Huds!

    • Darcy H

      On the right person, at the right venue, for the right event, with just the right styling, I maintain that this dress could work. Unfortunately, nothing about this is right. I mean seriously, a NY Stock Exchange event? And you show up looking like a dominatrix? Honey, no.

      • Guest

        Or holding back a fart.

    • warontara

      Oh there is nothing working here…..her discomfort us obvious, and merited. Though that could be her trying to look “sultry”

    • JaCory Deon

      That is a pure, “pour it up” outfit if there ever were one! Fresh out of the Cheetah Club with that one…just say no girl!

    • Little_Olive

      I love how I am not sure whether that is her “sexy-innocent” face or she has trouble hiding her own dubiousness regarding the outfit.

    • NMMagpie

      Pack that up and ship it off to Britney. All of it.

    • Yolanda13

      This is all kinds of wrong. Dreamgirl turned nightmare.

    • Nancer

      I’m going to play pretend designer. So – the top part of this dress with the lacing is interesting. Change the fabric for something NOT sheer, and get rid of all of the rest of the lacing – just keep the upper part of the bodice – and that changes it. No side lacing, no belly keyhole – just simple opaque fabric.As to being tight – yep. This is EXTREMELY tight. She could go up half a size. The dress with these changes might not ever be classy, but at least it won’t look like it’s ready for the porn awards!

      • demidaemon

        So, basically redesign the whole dress from the ground up?

        • Nancer

          Well… kinda from the top down, in a way! Because that’s pretty much all I would keep! :]

          • demidaemon

            I thought that when I was typing my comment but wanted to keep the turn of phrase. :)

    • AnaRoW

      I was going to say this isn’t a dress that should be worn outside of a S&M den (or whatever you call those places) but “not at all” works better.

    • Mary Lauer

      Dress and boots are hiddy. But I effing LOVE her hair! And that is part of her boob trying to escape through the armhole. Ouchie!

    • Cheryl

      I LIKE the hair, but nothing else about it. I would like the makeup with another lip colour. Normally I love a touch a corset lacing on garments, but this is too much lacing, too much sheer, too low cut, too tight.
      And Jennifer darling, if you are going to go for this look, remember your riding crop next time.

    • Janet B

      The dress so tight, I don’t know how she got into it.

      • IMNAngryLiberal

        Laces, darling, laces. This probably started out as a “build it yourself” kit and it just got laced onto poor Jennifer a sector at a time. Hopefully she has an assistant with her to help her out an back into this thing if nature calls.

    • http://dentsdelait.tumblr.com/ Nancy Marion

      Yeah, this looks like a Dum Dum Girls stage dress… outside of that, mmmmaybe only Krysten Ritter could pull this off, on Halloween, at a Bettie Page party.

    • Judy_J

      I look at this and see a dominatrix take on an old-school Platex long-line girdle.

    • suzq

      When did Jennifer Hudson’s stylist switch off with Nicki Minaj’s? I want them to switch back!

    • Nika E

      Everything is wrong.

    • Wink

      Her stylist raided Madonna’s closet and found this dress in a box labeled “1985.”

    • Jaeda Laurez

      That is not anybody’s dress. And she doesn’t look particularly comfortable in it.

    • Annmarie Kane

      Needs more whips and chains.

    • MannahattaMamma

      I’m telling youse guys, you need a category of WTF clothing. This lil number would be right there in the hall o’fame (or shame, whatevs)

      • marlie

        That would be the most fun tag EVER.

      • Alloy Jane

        I vote for this! This goes beyond GTINYD. I mean, we’re headed for the beginning of time, we’ve gone so far from what IS her kinda dress. WTF indeed.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

      For anyone who saw American Idol, Season 3, you will remember the silver outfit and know that this isn’t even her worst misstep. (I love her.)

    • Jennifer McGuire

      Tacky as hell, and doesn’t fit. Why oh why, would such a lovely lady wear that? Did she lose a bet?

    • Bexxx

      She is literally wearing a dress made by a lingerie company to a party for the Stock Exchange. She should win an award for most inappropriate event dressing ever.

    • MartyBellerMask

      I like the haircut actually, just not the hairdo.

    • kategs

      I like her hair! Sassy. The dress? No no no.

    • Imasewsure

      “Astro Boy hair. Girl, whut.” Also that lipstick… the dress does not need to be mentioned again

    • JauntyJohn

      Mrs. Peel, we’re needed.

    • unbornfawn

      Liza Minelli hair.

    • Vegas Girl

      The way her girls are pouring out of the sides makes me sad.

    • KT

      Ouch. Not much more to say than you already covered, but I strongly agree that the shoe pairing is ALLLLLLLLL wrong, and the first thing I thought was that she had tucked her dress INTO her boots. Don’t even tease us with that possibility, lady.

      The hair is really weird, and as pretty as her face is, there is wayyy too much contouring going on here. This isn’t just dominatrix, it’s dominatrix drag queen. NO, girl.

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      50 Shades of Fug.

    • The Counselor

      Bartertown hooker, hanging outside the Thunderdome…

    • largishbearishAtlish

      just.gets.worse. the more you look, the worse it gets…. maybe just the top lacing (and not the rest?) and Unca T’los nailed it on those god awful boots. If you look at it and think ‘have I seen this at a porn show awards? Def NOT RC wear… I know she loves her new body but….no. no. no.

    • Miranda

      I just wanna cry

    • Claudia

      I NEVER like her lip colour choices! Oh yeah, the dress is bad. Really bad.

      • Alloy Jane

        That lip color has “real doll” written all over it.

    • B_C_J

      I love her with short hair – even this incarnation. The dress is a bit hardcore & it definitely is not fitted well in the bodice.

    • jay

      On a fairly irrelevant note, I once owned a ‘dress’ that looked a lot like this. It was made by Lip Service, which is mostly a fetishwear company. I gave it to a cross-dressing then-boyfriend because it looked way better on him.

      • Valdri8

        There has to be a great short story in there somewhere

        • jay

          haha. one day, one day

    • Drunken Housewife

      I’d wear the dress to Bondage-a-Go-Go, a weekly club in SF, but then I AM a dominatrix (amateur).

    • sk8tfan

      I love her to pieces but I have to admit she has no taste whatsoever. Well, maybe a teensy bit: I like the lip color.

    • what not

      That’s Nicki Minaj’s dress. (And it’s ugly, but that’s neither here nor there.)

    • Chuck Barthelme

      Heidi Klum is pissed she didn’t get to wear that one.

    • 25or6to4

      When Elizabeth Hurley’s Versace safety pin dress is a more conservative LBD, you’re doing something wrong. Ship this one off to the incinerator.

    • wisdomy

      Girl. GURL. Do you not SEE what that’s doing to your boobpits?

      • Valdri8

        That dress made her boobpits into vulvas! I feel so bad for her.

        • Gatto Nero

          :-o
          Can’t unsee.

    • Ashleigh

      it’s SEE THRU!!!

    • Qitkat

      It’s great that gurl loves her body, but someone is seriously giving her some bad advice.

    • tempost

      I don’t hate her hair, just that it comes to a point in the center of her face. In fact, everything seems to be pointing to her v-biz. Does JHud have secret super chocha powers? And don’t get me started on those boots.

    • demidaemon

      Yeah, it is definitely some sort of working girl’s dress, but not a starlet who is still working in film’s dress. But the boots were just a terrible choice, because they take it straight to S/M land. If she had to wear this dress, she could have at least styled it better (but she really should have picked another dress and different hair while she was at it.)

    • dschubba

      I’ll hold off on my snarky comment, because it’s evident that she knows that this look sucks.

    • teensmom99

      I know it’s tempting when you’ve lost a lot of weight to wear something body conscious. Resist temptation, JH!

    • Kate4queen

      They should stick with making awesome bra’s.

    • Alexina04

      Oh, wow, no. I mean, ‘pit boobs are not good on anyone!!

    • traceyishere

      Wrong! Boobs should not be pushed up and out that far.

    • somebody blonde

      This is the kind of dress that could only be worn chicly by a relatively less curvy lady with well-known rocker style. Kristen Stewart and Sharon Stone come to my mind, but there are others, I’m sure.

    • melanie0866

      I love the hair! It’s so cute!!

    • Jacob Bowen

      “No, No, No, No Way. No, No, No, NO WAY” you should have EVER worn this dress! This is NOT a sex Dream, Girl.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      No, no,no. I totally get that Jennifer wants to show off her figure, but this is not the dress for her-tacky as hell.

    • http://www.readbarbara.com/ ReadBarbara

      I hold Ms. Hudson in far higher esteem than that tacky-ass dress does.

    • e jerry powell

      That is a lot of look happening there.

    • BuffaloBarbara

      The link to the dress goes to a page titled “slips and babydolls.” I think we can all agree that’s a bad sign.

      I hope she got paid well for wearing that thing, and uses it for better clothes in the future. And a new haircut as soon as there’s enough hair to cut.

    • bellai

      Halle Berry, with her haircut from last year (and not the flock of seagulls look), would rock this. Smokey eye. WERK! JHud, not so much.

    • judybrowni

      YUp, I thought “She ripped that off the back of an AVN starlet.”

    • Betsy

      ALSO, Jennifer darling, you’re a woman with some breast-ages. This dress smooshes them, unattractively! (Not that there’s ever anything *attractive* about breast smoosh!) You need to buy dresses that give your ladies some room! Stiff, too-small Lycra does you NO favors.

    • enchanted216

      Oh my. Can we talk about sizing? I mean, it’s ridiculous to see these beautiful women squeezing into these dresses. I thought it looked good on the model, because it actually FITS her. But I cannot get on board with no liner. Come on!!

    • amanda lynn

      I LOST WEIGHT! REMEMBER?? RELEVANT!

    • VicD

      That dress is better left to 1992 Elizabeth Hurley.

    • Alloy Jane

      Egads! That is terrible. Astroboy hair, lol. Maybe that explains the boots? Seriously though, that dress requires someone who can really sell it. Clearly it’s not her personal style in the least. Maybe Rhirhi? But accessorized with naked shoes and elbow-length gloves and a cat-o-nine and a gimp, etc.

      Besides, any dress that shows you’re wearing ten pairs of pantyhose underneath is always a bad decision.

    • joy peace

      I like the way she made it her own. No need for everyone to do it the same. Fashion is personal! The meat near the armpit should’ve been adjusted.

    • OffToSeeHim

      Does everybody else get a little sparkle in their day when they’re scrolling down and TLo thought the same thing they were thinking? I always do! :) I was TOTALLY thinking Adult Video Awards, and there it was right in black and white!! And bad, bad, BAD HAIR!

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      two words: underarm bulge.

    • quiltrx

      Tight, tacky, awful. And armpit blobs should never, ever happen to an Oscar winner. Ever.

    • Clash D

      Barbarella levels of tacky. Me no likey.

    • Amy_R

      Ha! Astro Boy reference made my day!

    • Mrs. O

      No fair commenting on the arms. I’m pretty sure this poor woman lives on about two lettuce leaves a day. So NO fat talk. Period. Do I make myself clear? Now, then, this whole look is a dreadful mistake and, by golly, she looks like she knows it. If ever a woman were saying, “Please don’t take my picture,” that is what this woman was saying. My advice for her is: when you look in the mirror and feel scared, change the whole outfit. I don’t care if you have to make the limo driver pull over at Macy’s and you come out with a cotton shirtwaist from the Alfred Dunner department. It’s like having second thoughts just as you are about to launch sex with a sketchy guy. You are allowed to shout “No!” and run.