Scarlett Johansson in Armani Privé at the “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” Premiere

Posted on March 14, 2014

Miss Scarlett won the celebrity pregnancy sweepstakes: her boobs blew up before her belly did. That’s the kind of thing ladystars pray for.

 

Scarlett-Johansson-Captain-America-Winter-Soldier-Armani-Prive-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Scarlett Johansson attends the premiere of Marvel’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood, California in an Armani Privé top and skirt paired with Christian Louboutin pumps, and Van Cleef & Arpels jewelry.

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Scarlett-Johansson-Captain-America-Winter-Soldier-Armani-Prive-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)Armani Privé Spring 2009 Collection

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Why, Miss Scarlett. We do declare, your mammaries are most distracting.

Attagirl. Leverage those assets, we say. Girl wants herself a Black Widow movie and she’s gonna do what she has to to secure it. So, we salute and applaud this as an attention-seeking measure. We do, however, have some quibbles from a style perspective. Like so many of the garments she favors, it’s just a bit too tricky for her. If you’re serving up that much babyhead, you don’t really need the weird pointed shoulders or gigantic tassles hanging off your torso. Also: those earrings are painfully wrong for this look and the matchy lace shoes kind of make us cringe a little.

We give her all the credit in the world for serving up body so well and for managing her image effectively. We’d say roughly ninety percent of the dress works for us – and with ScarJo? That’s a win.

 

 


[Photo Credit: Jason Merritt/Getty Images, Andrew Evans/PRPhotos, style.com]

    • deelup

      Those tassels look like her pasties are falling down.

      • winterkitten

        ScarJo’s pasties are falling down,
        falling down,
        falling down,
        ScarJo’s pasties are falling down from heads of babies……

        • formerlyAnon

          Hitting the charts at 17 with a bullet.

        • DaringMiss

          That was fabulous!

      • xmixiex

        Haha my exact thought!!

      • St. Ace

        I was thinking displaced, tassel-lactating nipples….

    • BlairBear

      which tassel do you pull to ring for tea?

    • @Biting Panda

      So much boob. So much lace.
      I’m looking forward to her pregnancy style, I think she’s going to be one to work it out as sexy as humanly possible.

      • deelup

        Baby bump pasties!

      • KateShouldBeWorking

        I’m also looking forward to her pregnancy style. But she’s on my Irrational Hate list so I suspect my motives differ from yours.

        • http://www.momforless.com/ Crystal

          OMG she’s on mine, too. I’ve finally found a kindred spirit.

        • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

          I’m not alone in my irrational hatred!

    • SewingSiren

      It’s a great look for her, i you go in for that sort of thing. The waist is too high though, if the waist were about 1″ lower it would accentuate the waist rather than obscure it.

      • JES

        I think that is why she had her hands on her hips for the entire red carpet.

        • VicD

          And that looked ridiculous…

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

      Did I know she was pregnant? I don’t think I did.

      • LipstickForPigs

        I didn’t either. (I thank my lucky stars every single day that the media at large had no inkling nor interest in any of my bloatfest pregnancies)

        • AnaRoW

          It’s sort of an issue, unlike most celeb pregnancies, because she’ll
          start showing right when the next Avengers movie is supposed to be
          filming. So expect to hear more on this.

          • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

            Yeah, the intertubes are already losing their shit over how creating life will negatively affect her sexy-sexyness in the Black Widow costume.

            • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

              Well obviously that *is* the most important thing. Poor fanboys.

      • Alyssa

        I didn’t…I discover most of those things either here on GFY.

        • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

          I have actually been known to forget when friends tell me they are pregnant too. Not friends I see often, of course!

      • fursa_saida

        She’s been super low-key about it. It only came out when it did because somebody at Marvel leaked, probably because there are like 50 people running around trying to figure out how to work out Age of Ultron around it. But when it leaked, she didn’t deny, and I think Kevin Feige (head of the Marvel movie division) confirmed it recently. They’ll work it out, they just have to reschedule and probably rechoreograph some things.

    • Jessica Freeman

      All I see are tassled pasties. Blah.

    • CT14

      On the model, the tassels are more like a belt. On her, they’re tit tassels.

      Even on a pole dance, tit tassels are tacky, dear.

      Keep bringing it on, Scarlett. I can’t wait to see what’s next.

    • Therese Bohn

      She looks happy and literally glowing!

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      Wish there was a shot without hands on hips – that pulls the focus to the bust event more. Her face is pretty and her smile is sincere – but her body looks like she has only just barely gotten into this get up might be holding it all on as she struts away. I hear clucking as I look at the last shot.

      • @Biting Panda

        Agreed. She looks like she could just bust out of it all, Hulk style, at any moment. I assumed it was intentional. Subtle, she’s not.

      • mary mary quite contrary

        HA. Me too. She looks like a chicken in the last photo. Maybe her boobs are so heavy they’re going to tip her over.

      • HomeOfficeGirl

        I was gonna edit to correct “event” to “even”…but I think there actually is a “bust event” going on here.

      • Janet B

        I can’t imagine her sitting for long without something coming undone.

      • sojourneryouth

        Would it have killed her to go up a size? Maybe then the tassels wouldn’t be so titular. She has a great body, and this outfit could have worked fine if it fit, without the shoes, earring, and lower tassels. I get wanting her own franchise, but I can smell the try-hard through my screen.

    • Jacob Bowen

      I think that the top is…hideous, but holy cow I couldn’t even look past the baby heads to figure that out for the first few minutes. The skirt is ADORABLE though and I’m SO glad they didn’t take the hem at the bottom in as much as the runway look!

    • jw_ny

      Are her hands glued to her hips, or is she doing the chicken dance?

      those tassels are ridiculous.

    • DoctorBelle

      Once I got past the boobs, I got stuck on the tassels, which look like fallen pasties. Can’t sign off on that. Love the skirt though!

    • Glam Dixie

      The tassels should be laying flat, like on the model, on Scarlett they are hanging there like vertical bell pulls. It’s a bit odd and draws even more attention to her chest which is spectacular but a bit overemphasized here. Switch out the shoes and earrings, lose the bell pulls and the whole thing would instantly improve.

    • mmebam

      It’s sitting too high. I just want to rip the black bits off.

    • Laura Renee

      That clean face is really working for her, though. This is exactly what I needed this morning when I don’t feel so well.

    • d4divine

      Babyhead. Lol

    • Nancer

      Ok, so the earings aren’t necessarily the best fo this look, but I love them! And her ring is fabulous too. I’m all about the jewelry….

      • Constant Reader

        Me too!

    • mcbishop

      The tassels look like they are on an elderly pole dancer. I cannot unsee this.

    • save_the_hobbit

      Suddenly I am a Scarlette Johansson fan…

    • marlie

      She’s a hiccup away from busting a seam. I don’t like the outfit at all – even on the model, but the fact that it’s so unbelievably tight on ScarJo makes me like it even less.

    • veleri

      love last pic, it’s hilarious. It’s like she’s chicken-dancing away from the red carpet, or something.

      • Constant Reader

        I keep thinking of little girls marching on and off the recital stage in their ballet costumes. Which I suppose isn’t a bad image to conjure, since those little girls get huge applause no matter what.

    • ashtangajunkie

      She bores the ever-loving shit out of me.

    • Danielle

      Those boobs have GOT to be hurting. I remember being pregnant and couldn’t even tolerate a puff of air on my babyheads.

    • cocohall

      Everybody sing: The wipers on the bus go swish swish swish! Work those tassels, new-mommy-to-be. She already looks ready to nurse a village. Enjoy it while the boobs are winning.

    • http://www.facebook.com/1033main Marci Smethurst Wolcott

      Beyond the fallen pasties, etc., I can’t get past the string hanging from the hem of the skirt. Love the skirt but that string is really bugging me and I’m not even ocd-

    • Jecca2244

      is this dress a Friday joke???

    • formerlyAnon

      She looks so good, I guess I can forgive the many things I dislike about this festival o’ tacky lace because it must be contributing.

    • MilaXX

      I hate those tassels so much.You’d think she wouldn’t want anything competing with the babyheads for attention.

    • stubbornthoughts

      When have her twins never looked huge?

      • DTLAFamilies

        But now they look Christina Hendrix huge.

    • camdiggidy

      Hate the tassels, hate the earrings, hate the hair. Where are her Marilyn curls? That style was made for dresses like this one.

    • Josee Brisson

      Disastrous -she looks like a cheap Vegas waitress serving extra boobs on the side. Gorgeous makeup and jewels, though!

    • http://www.momforless.com/ Crystal

      Why must she always make porn star faces?

    • Shawn EH

      No jewelry (the tassles are more than enough) and black shoes, like the model. I’d even like the little bob wig, which you know ScarJo would rock. A bridge too far this way.

    • Truthiness2U

      My first thought was WTF is with the breast tassels? That’s still the only thing I really take away from this outfit. And what…she matched her ugly earring to the breast tassels? Great idea!

      Don’t like the lace (so so SOOO tired of lace, though at least this is backed), and agree combined with the silhouette, 80s Vegas cocktail waitress.

    • judybrowni

      Credit where credit is due: even pregnant Miss Scarlet is beautiful enough to pull off that crazy ass blouse “I’m a little dutch girl” shoulders.

      The model lost in that crazy ass race.

    • Dandesun

      It looks like her hands are glued to her hips.

      And I seriously cannot look away from the boobs. They’re mesmerizing.

    • Kirstin McAulay

      I sort of assumed the tassels were to hide any hint of bump… but now cannot unsee the pasties!

    • Pablo

      That face though, she’s so gorgeous

    • EEKstl

      Mammaries, like the corner of my mind…misty water-colored mammaries…oh, sorry, got distracted. Love the dress, hate the tassels.

    • sundaynightaddict

      As usual, great makeup. That’s the way to do an almost-nude lip, instead of dead lip that so many go for.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      The tassels are distracting, and the shoes are a bit much, but overall this works for her.

    • melanie0866

      Awful, awful, awful. Like Miss Belle’s Whorehouse Traveling Review, coming soon to a Six Flags near you.

    • moweezy

      I want to know how they matched the lining to her skintone… pale girls unite!

    • Belle239

      Hate hate the hair. I didn’t know she was pregnant, either.
      The earrings remind me of curtain tassels but I kind of like them.

    • KingCrazy

      No, I cannot sign off on this.

    • http://sleepingfoxstitchery.weebly.com CLoverleaf

      Ohhh, I think not. Sorry uncles, she’s just giving me “porn star” in this one.

    • JaCory Deon

      She look like a whore in this (and I don’t mean in a complementary way). She has way too much body for this type of getup. No.

      • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

        Way harsh, Tai. Is there a complimentary way to say someone looks like a whore (I ask as someone who compared who to an aging burlesque dancer)?

        • JaCory Deon

          LOL, the “complementary way” to call someone a whore is in the sense of say, “you’re so sexy I would pay to ______ you.” She’s a gorgeous woman but way too much body for certain parties if you know what I’m saying. ;P

    • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

      The placement of those tassels with her engorged mammaries conspire to give a “droopiest dame at the burlesque” appearance. The skirt is flattering as hell, even for a black lace monstrosity, but it should have been paired with a sleeker top. Or saved for the opening of that horrible-looking Seth MacFarlane comedy-western.

    • Adina Miller Holmes

      All I can think of is how painful my boobs were when I was pregnant, and how on earth is she not crying with such a tight top on those suckers?

    • Susan Velazquez

      Also disagree with the gay uncles. If she wanted to show off the goods, she should’ve gone with something else. Separates were not the way to go here–maybe just a V neck cocktail dress. The baby heads are way distracting and I think that top was meant for someone less well endowed. It seems to hang much better on the model. And all of that lace makes me think of my grandmother’s curtains. Congrats on her pregnancy though!

    • Call me Bee

      Interesting outfit. Her boobs sure are…out there. Love the shoes, too, though you’d think she’d have taken the tag off the bottom.

    • Jessica Goldstein

      I hate this dress on Miss Scarlett and on the model. Just bleh!

    • Imasewsure

      I’d say 10% of this works for me – and that is also a good return on my judgy investment for ScarJo.

    • Clash D

      You know what really spoils this dress? Those awful chinese tassels. She looks like she’s draining oil from her tittays.

      Side note: Her arse looks fanTAStic.

      • Pennymac

        You made me guffaw at work.

    • lolaleen

      At first glance at the thumbnail on the homepage I thought this was Blake Lively. I think it’s the hair.

    • Aurumgirl

      Please tell me that’s not a price tag on the sole of the shoe on her right foot.

    • enchanted216

      That looks ridiculous.

    • Columbinia

      I can’t see anything but those long, black tassels. Once I force my eyes away from the tassels, all I see are the peaked frilled cap sleeves. Then I see the incredible swell of overspillage. The overall impression is that of Jessica Rabbit come to life. And then I’m back to the tassels.

    • alliekat9090

      Can she make those tassels twirl in opposite directions?

      • Gatto Nero

        My first thought as well. Looks like her stripper pasties are sitting a little low.
        The whole thing’s a little tawdry, down to the price sticker on the sole of her shoe.

    • SophieB210

      She looks like the St Pauli Girl getting ready to do a porno

      • MaggieMae

        I was thinking “Sex Worker at Oktoberfest, showing off the goods”.

    • quiltrx

      Elsewhere they said she was “showing off her baby bump.” What? Maybe bump was supposed to be heads.
      What looks semi-expensive on the model looks cheap and tawdry on Scar. And that hair is awful.

    • http://osiatynska.com/ osiatynska

      Tsk. We can see the stickers on the bottom of your shoe, honey.

      And what they all said about everything else.

    • lisa

      I give her a pass on the earrings. Since she’s pregnant she needed to find a new use for her tampons.

    • allcapsERINN

      Haha awesome. I wanna be her right now. :)

    • hellkell

      If you pull the tassels, does milk shoot out? Not really the best placement for those.

    • Big Bear

      Were her hands glued to her waist?

      • https://plus.google.com/+FrankLithiumz/posts Frank Lithium

        To steel her resolve from screaming bloody murder about the tight fit of the dress.