Scarlett Johansson in Armani Privé at the “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” Premiere

Posted on March 14, 2014

Miss Scarlett won the celebrity pregnancy sweepstakes: her boobs blew up before her belly did. That’s the kind of thing ladystars pray for.

 

Scarlett-Johansson-Captain-America-Winter-Soldier-Armani-Prive-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Scarlett Johansson attends the premiere of Marvel’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood, California in an Armani Privé top and skirt paired with Christian Louboutin pumps, and Van Cleef & Arpels jewelry.

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Scarlett-Johansson-Captain-America-Winter-Soldier-Armani-Prive-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)Armani Privé Spring 2009 Collection

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Why, Miss Scarlett. We do declare, your mammaries are most distracting.

Attagirl. Leverage those assets, we say. Girl wants herself a Black Widow movie and she’s gonna do what she has to to secure it. So, we salute and applaud this as an attention-seeking measure. We do, however, have some quibbles from a style perspective. Like so many of the garments she favors, it’s just a bit too tricky for her. If you’re serving up that much babyhead, you don’t really need the weird pointed shoulders or gigantic tassles hanging off your torso. Also: those earrings are painfully wrong for this look and the matchy lace shoes kind of make us cringe a little.

We give her all the credit in the world for serving up body so well and for managing her image effectively. We’d say roughly ninety percent of the dress works for us – and with ScarJo? That’s a win.

 

 


[Photo Credit: Jason Merritt/Getty Images, Andrew Evans/PRPhotos, style.com]

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