The curtains are opening on Kyra’s boobs, everyone! Take a seat; the show is starting!
We’re beginning to think widdle Zac Posen has ADHD. He can’t even get a simple LBD right without complicating it all the hell up. That thing is a wrinkled, ruffled, pleated disaster and we will spend no more time on it because it doesn’t deserve it. Harrumph.
But don’t you guys think it’s long past the time Kyra got a haircut? Big lion’s mane hair on a face north of 45 isn’t particularly flattering, Kyra. Just ask Sarah Jessica.
Love your shoes, though!
IN! It’s…well, I just like it, okay? It’s not my fault T Lo can’t come up with a compliment!
OUT! She needs to be taken somewhere with softer lighting and get deprogrammed!
The Bitter Kitten discussion regarding Emma Watson’s drapery and glitter dress was heated, but she managed to eke out an IN.
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