
The stars came out to dazzle and sparkle at the Cannes Film Festival opening ceremony. Let’s assess!
Adriana Paz (in Neithan Herbert) and Diego Luna

Very restrained and chic. We kind of like how spare they look in a sea of sequins. Love her earrings.
Demi Moore in Jacquemus

It’s a pure stunner, no doubt. Just think how much better it would look with a cunty little bob instead of the Morticia hair.
Elijah Wood and Peter Jackson

Icons.
Heidi Klum in Elie Saab

It seems strange to say “Heidi Klum has really lost the plot,” since she never really had the plot when it comes to the red carpet, but her efforts have gotten markedly worse as of late. This color is awful and the design isn’t flattering.
Jane Fonda in Gucci

A legend and a stunner. Love the necklace.
Joan Collins in Stéphane Rolland

Another legend and a stunner! NINETY-THREE DAMN YEARS OLD AND SHE’S IN HEELS. Give it up for an icon, people. It’s a gorgeous gown.
Maika Monroe in Ashi Studio

Can’t go wrong with slinky and silver at Cannes, but why do the hem edges look so rough?
Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu in Saint Laurent

Eighties bedroom.
Ruth Negga in Dior

Oh, no. No, Ruth. That’s horrible. Your dress is vomiting.
Stellan Skarsgård

He’s the only celebrity man who can get away with that goofy tie.
[Photo Credit: Dave Bedrosian/Future Image/Cover Images, IPA/INSTARimages, Cover Images, Getty Images, Doug Peters/PA Images/INSTARimages]
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