The stars came out to wear some really fucked-up fashion at the Fashion Awards, but honestly, isn’t that sort of expected? Let’s document the insanity together.
Bel Powley in Miu Miu
This may be the most tragic case of Miu Miu-ing we’ve ever seen. Girl got Miu Miu’d so hard we don’t think they’ll be able to identify the body.
Cailee Spaeny in Miu Miu
This girl, on the other hand, scored one of the best Miu Miu gowns we’ve seen in ages. She looks gorgeous and we approve of the clean styling.
Cate Blanchett in Givenchy
It is official and we’re sorry to have to state it, but Good Lady Cate has definitely lost her style mojo. This is one of the saddest takes on a ladytux we’ve ever seen.
Colman Domingo in Burberry
This is so toned down for him that it comes off a little corporate, but the subtle red check really sells the look.
Daphne Guinness
We would expect no less from this freakshow/goddess. It is, however, a bit sedate for her.
Douglas Booth
It’s the Fashion Awards. Try harder.
FKA Twigs in Paolo Carzana
We like the design of the dress but we hate the color for her. The hosiery and handbag situations are incomprehensible.
Giles Deacon and Gwendoline Christie in Giles
God bless this insane bitch.
Iman in Harris Reed
Was there a sale on yellow satin lately? Why are so many designers convinced it’s something that many people can wear or want to wear? Because here’s the thing: if freaking IMAN is having trouble making it work for her, it’s not good for ANYONE. Also, we find this design naive to the point of being annoying; like something an 8-year-old would design.
Kim Cattrall in Mithridate
Kim, you had us until we got to the pants.
Lily Allen in Valentino
Thank you, Miss Havisham. That will be all for now.
Louis Partridge in Prada
IT’S THE FASHION AWARDS. TRY.
Naomie Harris
Y’know? This has possibilities but we don’t think that bandeau top is helping it.
Ncuti Gatwa
We like the whole look, but we feel like it needs to be impeccable, which it is not. That stem looks dumb.
Raye in Ferrari
The color’s interesting, but the “my skirt is falling off” effect is a little awkward.
Rita Ora in Tom Ford
Tom Ford, what happened to you? We don’t have to ask Rita because she’s always been like this. Those shoes are hurting our eyes and our feelings.
Rooney Mara in Givenchy
The returns are diminishing on this kind of Audreybot style. To be blunt, she’s aging out of it. The dress is pretty, but it’s for a teen ingenue and the shoes are ugly.
Sharon Stone in Brunello Cucinelli
The Queen of Bathmats has arrived.
Sienna Miller in Givenchy
This is like a parody of a Sienna Miller maternity outfit. Like, if you asked us to predict what a pregnant Sienna Miller would wear on a red carpet, we think we’d describe this look exactly. Hate the bust design, amused by whatever’s growing on her feet.
Will Poulter in Nicholas Daley
Yippee-kai-yay, this is not your style and these proportions are horrible, Will.
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