Oscars 2022 Red Carpet Showdown: Jessica Chastain vs. Lupita Nyong’o

Posted on March 31, 2022

TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE YOU. As you know, we are homosexuals, which means a diva in sequins is like candy to us. We get all giddy at the sight of it and it gives us a rush that those not fortunate enough to be blessed with homosexuality will ever understand. We’ll try to explain, so you can make your choice.


Lorenzo’s Pick: Jessica Chastain in Gucci

Lo’s Defense: I get that this isn’t to everyone’s taste, but I am in love with the exuberance and fantasy of this gown. It’s like the unicorn of Oscar gowns; all sparkly and femme and over the top. The last couple of Best Actress looks have been utterly forgettable, but this one will be remembered for a long time when people talk about Oscar fashions. 



Tom’s Pick: Lupita Nyong’o in Prada

 T’s Defense: It’s Lupita on the Oscars red carpet literally dripping gold sequins and paillettes. What else do you need to know?


And there you have it directly from the gays’ mouths! We hope this helps you make your choice.





And don’t forget to vote in our other Oscars showdown, The Battle of the Fashion Twinks!


Style Credits:
Jessica Chastain: Custom Gucci Tulle Gown Embellished with Sequins and an Organza Ruffle-trimmed Hem | Gucci Jewelry from the ‘Hortus Deliciarum’ High Jewelry Collection
Styled by Elizabeth Stewart | Hair by Renato Campora | Makeup by Kristofer Buckle | Nails by Julie K

Lupita Nyong’o: Custom Prada Burnished Yellow Three-dimensional Sequins Flared Gown Enriched with Amethyst and Topaz Crystals | DeBeers Jewelry
Styled by Micaela Erlanger | Hair by Vernon François | Makeup by Nick Barose | Nails by Deborah Lippmann


[Photo Credit: ABC, Michael Baker/A.M.P.A.S., Michael Baker/A.M.P.A.S.]

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