Friday Leftovers for the Week of December 12th, 2021

Posted on December 17, 2021

Darlings, the stars gave us what might be the final push of red carpetry for the year and we wound up with a little bit left over to judge. Help us give these stars the notes and opinions they’ve been so desperately waiting for, won’t you?



Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey

We haven’t seen these two together on a red carpet in a dog’s age. As we recall, she always dressed way more elaborately than he did and she seems to be continuing that tradition here. Hey, we can’t fault a lady for working a red carpet when one presents itself to her. The dress is okay, but we don’t love the color; especially in combination with his baby spew brown suit. We will not mention the black satin shirt, if only because its terribleness is self-evident.



Christopher Meloni

The style is basic, but we can’t argue with the results. The stripes and pocket square are nice touches. He’s been such a thirsty boy in his late middle age that it’s probably a good idea he keeps his fashion somewhat bland when the occasion warrants it.



Denzel Washington

It’s fine. He’s Denzel.



Drew Barrymore

The outfit’s kind of fun but the eye makeup just comes off a little too “I’m a cool mom.” It’s just not you, Drew.




Harry Shum Jr.

There are two things we are forced to admit here: First, that the Sing 2 premiere simply isn’t a place to expect formal wear. Second, that he looks cute here.



Kristen Wiig in Chanel

That’s about as chic as a belly chain’s ever gonna look to us.




Moses Ingram

The design is a little basic and we wish it fit her just a bit better in the bodice, but she looks great in the style and especially the color.




Niecy Nash in Greta Constantine

This looks great, but it pains us to point out the Queen of Fit’s bust is a skosh too tight.




Rachel Brosnahan in LBV

We really respect her for wearing those pants. It takes a certain bravery to go out in something that hideous, knowing you’ll be photographed.





Ralph Fiennes, Djimon Hounsou, Harris Dickinson and Rhys Ifans

The left side of this picture is doing a whole hell of a lot better than the right side.




Well, the shoes are nice at least.




Sharon Stone in Dolce & Gabbana

Is she having some sort of wardrobe malfunction? It’s so hard to tell these days if an exposed bra is on purpose or not. We hope it’s not, if only because this is a terrible way to do the exposed bra.





Sofia Carson in Giuseppe di Morabito

An absolute stunner of a coat.




Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin

He stopped doing the Lady Clairol thing with his hair and he looks so much better for it. Her outfit’s cute. Since sheer black tights are trending back, we kinda think she might’ve wanted to sport them here.



Zuri Hall

Just a quiet knockout of a look.



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