Just J Lo, hanging out in her backyard, modeling Valentino, as one does. You better brace yourself for the scrolldown, because the relatively sedate image above does not prepare you for the cray to come.
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Oof. No, lady. We don’t care what Valentino told you, those boots DON’T GO. They’re fun and all, but you’re basically high-end executive lady on the top and drag queen on the bottom. The disconnect is too wide to bridge. We do love the blouse and skirt, although we’re not too keen on D-ring belts. And sure, we’d love those boots with the right ensemble, but we tend to think that ensemble is probably shorter, tighter, and way more attention-seeking than a pretty top and skirt. Still, she’s J Lo, which means her werq powers are considerable enough to almost make us think this is all working for her.
Valentino Ensemble from the Spring 2021 Couture Collection
Styled by Rob Zangardi + Mariel Haenn | Hair by Chris Appleton | Makeup by Mary Phillips | Nails by Tom Bachik
[Photo Credit: Mariel Haenn/Instagram/@marielhaenn, valentino.com]