Sam Heughan, Eiza Gonzalez and Vin Diesel at the “Bloodshot” World Premiere

Posted on March 12, 2020

Darlings, it’s the Bloodshot movie premiere! If we type it like that, it sounds like a really exciting, can’t-miss event! We don’t really want to know anything about this movie and we’re only familiar with 2/3 of the people in this post, but one of them tried really hard and got it right and the other two just tried really hard!

 

Sam Heughan in Isaia

ATTABOY. The suit’s a little wrinkled and the tie is incredibly boring, but it’s a nice, colorful, totally presentable way to go, especially when you consider his co-star Vin Diesel and the likelihood that he would how up all … Diesel and stuff. More on that in a second. First, scroll down … to HORROR:

 

 

Eiza González in Christopher Kane

Yes, it’s the dress that COMPLETELY erases a woman’s business while at the same time highlighting the spot where it used to be! Because who doesn’t want that Sexy Barbie look every now and then?

Girl, we don’t know you, but we’re convinced you have enemies and they all talked you into wearing this horrid thing. Everyone spent the night trying  not to look at her crotch.

 

 

 

Vin Diesel

This is very natural posing and he totally isn’t wearing shapewear.

Aw, we’re teasing. He can handle it. Never stop Dieseling, Vin.

 

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Eric Charbonneau via EPK.TV]

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