It’s the new normal, kittens! Red carpets? A thing of the past! Talk shows and sidewalk sashays are where all the most fabulous celebrities are modeling their finery!
Did it work? Are you buying that? Don’t worry. We’ll figure this out together. Like a family. A bitchy, shallow, judgmental family.
Okay, first: WHAT is UP with Sam’s little spit curl action? Mister, please don’t do that. It’s not like his hairline is receding and he’s trying to cover it up – or if it IS that, he needs to calm down, because it’s FINE. Leave it alone, same. Stop fluffing up your hair like cotton candy and lay off a little on the product. We honestly think he’d benefit from a buzz cut. Not because we love them (they’re the last resort of male hairstyles), but because he fusses with his hair so much, it might do him good to just take it off the table for a while. Style-wise, the rest of him is fine, if a little dull for TV.
Emily’s look has roughly a dozen elements that would improve the look if you stripped them out completely. The giant Colonel Sanders bow? The leather skirt? The ruffles? The lace? The shoes with the black tights? Lady, what is GOING ON with you lately? You used to be so chic!
Emily Blunt: Self-Portrait Ensemble from the Fall 2020 Collection | Malone Souliers Shoes
Styled by Jessica Paster
[Photo Credit: Terence Patrick/CBS, self-portrait-studio.com – Stills: CBS via Tom and Lorenzo – Video Credit: The Late Late Show with James Corden via YouTube.com]