Dwayne Johnson, Jack Black, Karen Gillan and Kevin Hart at the “Jumanji: The Next Level” Paris Premiere

Posted on December 05, 2019

Oh Lord.

 

We’ve been looking at these pictures since yesterday and we still can’t come up with a better opening paragraph than that. The funny (in the sad sense) thing is, we can’t claim anyone in these shots isn’t trying. Even worse, some of them are trying really hard.

Oof. Let’s just get this over with.

 

Dwayne is clearly paying homage to his most iconic and endlessly memed image. At least we hope he is. While we can appreciate how well he’s filling that thing out, it still looks like a sausage casing on him. And the insignia is kind of tacky.

 

 

Kudos on the effort, sir, but you are not built for a vest. It is, in fact, a terrible idea for you to wear one. We think you’re perfect for the current trend of colorful casual suits paired with sneakers. Ditch this boring gray and those ugly kicks and start over. Just remember: vests are a forever no, unless you’re playing Santa Claus.

 

It’s okay. She’s certainly doing better than any of her co-stars. We just don’t love the textile all that much and we think the matching hair embellishments look way too “figure skater.”

 

 

We suspect he’d never give them up, but car coats are not all that friendly to him. He’d be much better off working classic leather jackets that stop at the waist, like motos and bombers. Or, if he insists on being dramatically cool about it, opt for a leather trench. The rest of the outfit’s a big ol’ nothing, but at least it’s all well chosen.

 

 

 

 

Style Credits:
Karen Gillan:
Erdem Strapless Dress from the Fall 2019 Collection

Styled by Karla Welch | Hair by Bobby Eliot | Makeup by Kelly Cornwell

[Photo Credit: Olivier Borde/EPK.TV, Nasser Berzane/ABACA/INSTARimages.com]

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