It’s the TACK-O-RAMA SWEEPSTAKES, darlings! Which of these hostesses are upholding the tacky-ass talent show fashion tradition best? You better brace yourselves is all we’re saying.
In this corner, we have Miss Gabrielle answering the question “What if Marie Antoinette could’ve worn a track suit?” A question no one ever dared ask before, we’d bet! It’s got pearls. It’s got spikes. It’s got enough gold threat to choke a pope. Girlfriend is SERVING, is what we’re trying to get across to you. Is this tacky? Undoubtedly. Is this fabulous? Oh hell yes, it’s fabulous. It’s “Prince’s entourage” fabulous. It’s “Vegas high roller” fabulous. It’s “VMAs after party” fabulous.
But yes. Also tacky to an almost shocking extent. Miss Julianne, you have your work cut out for you, dear. Let’s see you top this.
Well it’s dumb-looking, we’ll give it that. Tacky, yes. But mostly just dumb. Sorry, girl. Would you mind lightly walking back and forth past our crystal stemware a couple of times? They’re getting a little dusty.
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