Cara Delevingne and Orlando Bloom at the “Carnival Row” London Premiere

Posted on August 29, 2019

This show hasn’t even dropped yet and we feel like these two have been poledancing for it all summer long. To their credit, they don’t seem to have gotten tired of dressing up for it.


Folks are getting antsy about us constantly ragging on poor Orly and while we can acknowledge that he’s not slacking off, we still maintain the facial hair and general style feels stale. It’s an okay look, but we wish the colors were a bit more interesting and the suit a bit less shiny. She continues to bring it – and by “it,” we mean FACEFACEFACE and body-ody-ody surrounded by some of the most eye-popping fashion choices we’ve seen on a red carpet since the Met Gala. Girlfriend does NOT fool around when it comes to this particular kind of promotional venue. She knows the one tool in her promotional arsenal above all other tools is her ability to werq the shit out of the kind of fashion almost nobody else would dare attempt in front of a wall of cameras. We don’t even like this look all that much, if we’re being absolutely honest and taking it on its own terms. But on her? Styled like that? Can’t take our eyes off it.









Style Credits:
Cara Delevingne: Balmain Black and White Beaded Ensemble from the Resort 2020 Collection | Melinda Maria ‘Gabriella’ Spiked Hoop Earrings | Vince Camuto Shoes
Styled by Rob Zangardi + Mariel Haenn | Hair by Daya Ruci | Makeup by Lisa Eldridge


[Photo Credit: Ian West/Pa Images/, Courtesy of Balmain – Video Credit: Amazon Prime Video via]

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