VMAs 2019: Jonas Brothers in Fendi

Posted on August 27, 2019

We feel like we’ve painted ourselves into a corner, where we have to be mean about the Jonases every time they suck in their stomachs and pose awkwardly for the camera in their little outfits. See? We did it there without even trying. We’re going to try to be nice, even though there appears to be a skin-colored turtleneck to consider.

 

Okay. Well. Being nice is going to be a bit harder than we’d planned. These are some goofy-ass looks, fellas. Nick, you are in a zip-up jumpsuit. You are not a racecar driver. Joe, if you want to rock the chest hair, you should go and do that, but this mafioso cosplay is coming on a little strong. Kevin, why on earth is everything so big and balloony on you? You’d think if you were all committed to wearing something from the same design house, you’d all look a little more coordinated or something. Instead you all look like you’re playing characters: the mechanic, the mobster, and the 1994 middle school teacher. We don’t get it. It’s Fendi. Why do you all look so bad?

This, we would like to note, is us trying to be nice.

 

 

 

 

Style Credits:
Nick Jonas: Fendi Ensemble | David Yurman Curb Chain Bracelet in 18K Yellow Gold | Richard Mille Watch
Joe Jonas: Fendi Ensemble | David Yurman Petrvs Horse Pinky Ring in 18K Gold with Black Onyx | Richard Mille Watch
Kevin Jonas: Fendi Ensemble | Richard Mille Watch

[Photo Credit: JOHN NACION/startraksphoto.com, Kristin Callahan/ACE Pictures/INSTARimages.com, Hahn Lionel/ABACA USA/INSTARimages.com]

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