Kittens, an apology before we get started. This week’s offerings were few and far between and all we have left to talk about at the end of the week are the following rather dull efforts.
Wait a minute, why are we apologizing. These jabronies are the ones who should be apologizing. Let’s vent our frustrations on them, shall we? It’s why God made celebrities in the first place.
Amanda Seyfried in Jason Wu
It’s fine. It gets the job done. This night isn’t about being a movie star. These are all things you say when the frock is boring.
The idea of a brightly colored pantsuit with kicks is just a skosh on the old lady side of things, but that doesn’t matter so much when the fit on the suit is as terrible as this.
Aubrey Plaza in Jonathan Simkhai
It’s a slip with sleeves.
Busy Philipps in Christian Siriano
This is pretty fun, actually. The neckline/visible bra complicates things more than they need to be.
This is pretty great. Love the skirt, especially the tulle ruffle on the bottom.
Gets the job done, but it’s fatally basic.
Kate Hudson in Oscar de la Renta
It’s not re-inventing the wheel, but it’s hard to argue with this.
Mireille Enos in Brandon Maxwell
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Oscar de la Renta
She’s about the only person we can think of outside the drag world who can make that top look great.
Shahadi Wright Joseph
It’s a pretty cute, if slightly overstyled look, but the design of that skirt is pretty goofy.
Taraji P. Henson in Alberta Ferreti
Miss Lady, what has happened to you lately?
This all appears to be in Toni Colette order.
The proportions are odd, giving him stick legs. And the monochromatic effect is weird.
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