We’re a little shocked at how different this looks in photographs. When we saw it on TV we thought it looked like liquid sex on her, but now we’re not so sure.
Yes, it’s slinky and yes, Miss Thing has every right to show off the results of her maintenance routine. She’s serving body-ody-ody – but that’s kind of the point to our reluctance here. It looks pretty draggy, no? Especially in the way it gives her natural bust a padded, uniboob sort of feel to it. Not great drag, in other words. Tootsie drag.
Additionally, we’re not sure the deep red is her best shade. On TV it looked brighter; more of a lipstick red, but this column of burgundy is a lot for her to handle. And the Quaker Oats hair bow is just awful. Credit to her for working something so bold and sexy, which is usually something we implore her to do more, but the details on this one don’t add up for us.
– Custom Michael Kors Collection Burgundy Sequined Gown
– Harry Winston Draperie Ruby and Diamond Cluster Earring
– Moynat Bag
– Christian Louboutin ‘Actina’ Pump
Styled by Julia Von Boehm
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, Courtesy of Harry Winston]