Amber Heard, Celine Dion, Dakota Fanning, Elizabeth Debicki and Michelle Dockery at the Armani Privé Show

Posted on January 23, 2019

Another small collection of fashion folks to judge, darlings. They’re trying so hard. It’s the least we could do.



Amber Heard

A low-key chic take on a classic but the shirt seems underdesigned or unresolved somehow. We don’t mind the lack of buttons, but it feels a bit plain without something to draw the eye.



Céline Dion

If you removed the butt cape, this would be a really great take on formal womenswear.



Dakota Fanning

We normally hate this color, but she’s so color-averse half the time that it comes as a pleasant surprise. Even better, it’s a shade that suits and flatters her. The dress could use a little lightening up on the design elements. Or maybe the hem could be raised. Whatever the solution, it comes off a little heavier than it should. And the shoes don’t match.



Elizabeth Debicki

She’s serving us pure 1994 and we can’t say we have a problem with that because it really suits her.



Michelle Dockery

Fabulous. We love the slight flare of the pants. And the fit is flawless, which is what you want when you’re opting for an all-white fitted look.

[Photo Credit: Dior]

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