It’s been a while since a new one surfaced, but it appears Miss Chloe has discovered another of her style alters. Darlings? Meet VanessaHeather:
Once a leading contender for Deb of the Year status, VanessaHeather’s coming out party was a glittering affair held at the Plaza in 1986, attended by the uppermost of the uppermost. People talked about it for years. Just ask VanessaHeather. She’ll tell you – even if she doesn’t know you. Over the years, she’s regaled neighbors, acquaintances, waitresses, doctors, nurses, her mailman, roughly 700 different subway riders in total, Barack Obama (when she briefly got close enough to him during a campaign appearance), cab drivers, dog walkers, and even a few homeless gentlemen with tales of her glorious, fabulous, envy-inducing coming out party.
VanessaHeather has trouble letting go of things. She knows this. She knows you know this. She doesn’t care. Her Chanel ensemble never stopped being fabulous and she bets nobody ever even heard of you, in your sad mall clothes and your no-bow hair. She bets your pantyhose aren’t even sheer and your leather gloves have fingers. VanessaHeather pities you, really.
Chanel Embellished Strapless Dress with Feather Skirt Paired with Matching Gloves from the Fall 2018 Couture Collection
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, vogue.com]
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