Sigourney Weaver Inspires Cries and Screams (by us) at the Rome Film Festival

Posted on October 24, 2018

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What follows is a transcription of a T Lo editorial meeting, as recounted by the people in attendance. 

Lo: Tom?

T: Yes?

Lo: I know you love Sigourney Weaver – and so do I! You introduced me to the Alien movies and now I watch them every Halloween! But I think we need to cover this look and I think you need to be prepared. It’s bad.

T: Okay…

Lo: No. I mean, it’s bad.

T: Fine. Message received. Let’s see it.

Lo: I just want to reitera–

T: LET’S SEE IT.

Lo: Go ahead. Scroll through. Take your time. Let it reveal itse–

T: Just give me the damn mouse.

 

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T: Oh. Geez, that’s …

 

 

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T: OH WHAT THE FUCK.

L: This next part’s —

 

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T: OH JESUS NO! SIGOURNEY! SOMEONE HELP HER!

Lo: Shh.

 

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T: WHAT IS –?

Lo: I know.

 

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T: HOW THE F–?

Lo: I KNOW!

 

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T: This is a sad moment.

Lo: You know? I think I’m starting to —

T: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

 

 

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And there it is, darlings! The secret lives and insider technical lingo of FASHION BLOGGERS!

Sigourney? Fire everyone who works for you.

 

 

 

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– Off-White Printed Ensemble from the Fall 2018 Collection
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