What follows is a transcription of a T Lo editorial meeting, as recounted by the people in attendance.
Lo: I know you love Sigourney Weaver – and so do I! You introduced me to the Alien movies and now I watch them every Halloween! But I think we need to cover this look and I think you need to be prepared. It’s bad.
Lo: No. I mean, it’s bad.
T: Fine. Message received. Let’s see it.
Lo: I just want to reitera–
T: LET’S SEE IT.
Lo: Go ahead. Scroll through. Take your time. Let it reveal itse–
T: Just give me the damn mouse.
T: Oh. Geez, that’s …
T: OH WHAT THE FUCK.
L: This next part’s —
T: OH JESUS NO! SIGOURNEY! SOMEONE HELP HER!
T: WHAT IS –?
Lo: I know.
T: HOW THE F–?
Lo: I KNOW!
T: This is a sad moment.
Lo: You know? I think I’m starting to —
T: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.
And there it is, darlings! The secret lives and insider technical lingo of FASHION BLOGGERS!
Sigourney? Fire everyone who works for you.
– Off-White Printed Ensemble from the Fall 2018 Collection
– Off-White Shoes from the Fall 2018 Collection
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, vogue.com]