Kittens, we apologize. It’s Friday and you just want some light frivolous fun from your two favorite bitchy queens. Instead, we’re giving you this post, in which everything from the title to the backdrop to the style choices, is depressing as hell.
Katy, we love you. It is because we love you that we’re going to tell you this:
Go home, take off everything and set it aflame in your fireplace while you text literally every person who works for you to let them know that they’re fired. Then go buy a mountain cabin, lock yourself in with a supply of weed, a piano, and Orlando Bloom’s big dick and spend the next six months writing songs. They can even be about Orly’s big dick, if you want. Just take this time to re-assess, rethink, and create anew. Because girl? This?
WRONG FUCKING DIRECTION, HON. PUMP YOUR BRAKES.
Galia Lahav ‘Shirley Temple Jumpsuit’ in Chic Pink Sequined Chiffon from the ‘And God Created Woman’ Couture Collection
Kallati Pink Sapphire and Peach Morganite Earrings and Ring
Katy Perry ‘Memphis’ Pointy Toe Pump
Styled by Jamie Mizrahi | Hair by Shon Hyungsun Ju | Makeup by Hung Vanngo
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, galialahav.com, Courtesy of Kallati, macys.com]