Kittens, you just know how much we hate to be harsh bitches about things. No, really. It’s just that, impeccable as this look is, it’s too… too…
It’s too Natalie Portman, when you get right down to it.
It’s chic and classic and well-appointed. It’s also a really odd choice for getting off a boat in late summer. Who wears a black dress on a sunny day in Venice? There’ve been more than a few oddly formal looks for the Venice docks in the last week, but this one feels like the most tonally off. She looks great; classically chic and elegant. If this was a funeral, she’d be the most stylish mourner ever.
Oh, see. And we said we didn’t like being bitches. Darlings, sometimes you just have to be as God intended.
Christian Dior Black Cape Mini Dress from the Pre-Fall 2018 Collection
Christian Dior Sunglasses
Styled by Kate Young | Makeup by Eileen Kastner-Delago | Hair by Bryce Scarlett
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages]