We always talk about FMO (For Models Only) dresses ’round these parts, mostly at those times when some celebrity gal let herself get talked into thinking she could make some insane design work in the real world as well as some professional dress-wearer managed it in 90 seconds on a runway. This then has to be considered a FNMO dress, because really:
Only Nicki Minaj should attempt this off an enclosed track. Even then, she’s just barely making it work. She’s got the attitude the dress needs, but that crunchy-looking hair just wasn’t the way to go. If ever there was a time to bust out the pink wig and killer shades, this would be it. Who cares if it’s overcast out? A frock this fussy and troublesome needs as much attitude as the wearer can pull off.
Oscar de la Renta Dress from the Spring 2018 Collection
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, vogue.com]