Talk to us, Harry Winston. Tell us all about it. Or better, tell these ladies all about it, because they sure could use some sparkle to detract from their fashion half-assedness. This is how you know none of them got to keep a piece. They would have put more effort in if they were likely to go home with something. Yes, we’re cynical whores who’ve been doing this thing too long. So noted.
Katie Holmes in Zac Posen
We suspect she doesn’t have a circle of good, truth-talking girlfriends. That would explain both the Tom Cruise thing and the longstanding allegiance to Zac Posen, who never fails to dress her in mumsy, dated-looking fare. This is terrible, but the styling makes it worse. Girl, you’re not even forty. Leave the political wife hairstyles on the shelf for at least another two decades.
LADY. Did your limo make a stop at a bridal shop on the way?
Naomi Watts in Erdem
She looks like she snuck off a hospital ward for the night. If she had an IV stand with her, it wouldn’t look remotely out of place. Also, it appears to have been made for someone with greater than the standard number of arms.
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