Miss Jenna, since it is QUITE clear that you have no one around you with the nerve and honesty to tell you these things, we will have to do the task ourselves. We will phrase our hard truths in the form of a question:
Have you lost your mind, dear?
Allow us to be the first to say to you that this is a right horrorshow of a look, from the shiny fabric, to the ridiculous silhouette, to the flat hair and the crazy-eyes makeup, you literally look like something teenagers run away from in a slasher film. Some ghoul of a former fashion assistant who lives in a funhouse and sharpens axes all day, by the looks of things.
Please feel free to take this home, place it in your tub, and douse it with acid, Jenna. It is an evil thing that has clearly infected your mind and needs to be destroyed.
Seriously, who says, “NAILED IT. CALL THE CAR AROUND” when they see this staring back at them in the mirror?
Styled by Rebecca Corbin-Murray | Makeup by Valeria Ferreira | Hair by Earl Simm
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, vogue.com, net-a-porter.com]