Alison Brie Got Miu Miu’d at the Green Carpet Fashion Awards

Posted on September 24, 2018

Alison. Sweetie. You’ve got to stop letting Miu Miu do this to you.

 

Bad enough they talked you into that tacky ’70s adult hostess ensemble that you wore for the Emmys, but this bizarre melange of “Nixon daughter” and “stripper convention in 1972” is simply unforgivable, dear. Heads must roll. You are currently getting raves for your starring role in a fun, eye-popping ’80s period piece and made your name (in large part) for your supporting role in a prestige ’60s period drama, so we have absolutely no idea why you’d agree to let Miu Miu brand you with their ’70s political wife/escort aesthetic. To bring this whole thing to a full-circle close, please take your cues from the biggest ’80s political wife of all and JUST SAY NO the next time Miuccia tries to foist another Love, American Style costume on you. STOP GETTING MIU-MIU’D, dear. It’s bad for you. And your breasts look like a tightly made hotel bed, which is presumably not how you want them to look right now.

 

 

 

Style Credits:
Miu Miu Embellished Dress with Cutout Detailing from the Resort 2019 Collection [Not exact match in the gallery]

Styled by Erin Walsh

[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, vogue.com]

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