Justin Theroux, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Rami Malek Fail To Do Their Best at the INTERSECT by Lexus Preview Event

Posted on August 15, 2018

Hey, kittens! It’s August and you know what that means, don’t you? Time for hard-working celebrity types to get out there and SELL SOME CARS! Hey, make your dollar bills how you can, people. We don’t judge anyone for setting up as many paydays as they can while the getting’s good.

We do, however, judge people for what they choose to wear while they poledance. It is our way and the way of our people, kittens. Come with us on a spiritual journey of discovery, in answer to the never-asked question: Just what does a hard-working celebrity wear to promote a car launch?



Mostly crap, it would seem.



Not to be total bitches about it, but if you’re a designer, you have to figure any time a model actress chooses your dress to wear to a car launch, it’s a tossup as to whether it’s a compliment or an insult. In Rosie’s case, we can see why she didn’t save this for a big promo event. It’s basically a nightgown – and not even a pretty one.


Question: Is it creepy for a middle-aged dude to go around in a t-shirt depicting a woman in fetish gear?


Seriously, we caught a fashion writer on social media gushing about this look and we found it kind of cringe-worthy. If nothing else, it’s an odd choice to wear to a promotional event for which he is presumably being paid to attend. And we’re so tired of seeing him in those brown suede booties.

Rami’s doing okay. It’s not our favorite look of his, but he’s the only one here who looks remotely stylish.



Style Credits:
Christopher Kane Embroidered Dress from the Spring 2018 Collection | Jimmy Choo Sandals

Styled by Emma Jade Morrison

[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, vogue.com]

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