Jessica Biel in Johanna Ortiz on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert”

Posted on August 16, 2018

Miss Jessica and us? We got history.

We don’t wish her the slightest bit of ill will in her life, but she’s one of those celebs that simply grate on ol’ T Lo’s nerves; not because they did anything terrible, but because their overwhelming beigeness of personality makes ol’ T Lo’s asses itch in frustration. What can we say? We’ve all got one and you know it. Call it your Irrational Hate List or simply call it good common sense, but we all have at least one celebrity who gets on our last nerve.

Having said all that, we’re about to compliment the gal. No, really.

We have to say the dress kinda ends badly, if you know what we mean. Looks great up top, not so great below the knees. We don’t love the hem length, ruffle or the white pumps. But the print, color and overall style look really great on her. She’s someone who needs to strike a balance between finding strong looks that help define her and not picking looks that overwhelm her. This threads the needle.

Although carrying a clutch into a talk show appearance is such a pose.






Style Credits:
Johanna Ortiz ‘Perfume De Gardenias‘ One-shoulder Printed Dress from the Resort 2019 Collection
Graziela Gems Earrings
Dana Rebecca Designs Rings
Jimmy Choo Pumps

Styled by Rob Zangardi + Mariel Haenn

[Photo Credit: INSTARImages,, – Video Credit: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert via]

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