Look at these really hot people, getting their hotness wrong once again. Just as youth is wasted on the young, sometimes hotness is wasted on the hot, darlings.
We’ll start with him, since we need to be harsh here. Time to rip off the Band-Aid and just say what needs to be said. Ewan. You’re getting up there, mister. And like so many of us – pretty much all of us, in fact – you have to face the idea that the cute little styles you started working as a young man in your twenties and thirties may not be able to continue their journey with you as you make your way through your forties. We’re just saying. You don’t have to start wearing Pop-Pop pants and cardigans, but this little hobo-chic thing you’ve been doing since the early aughts seems to have run its course. Time for a freshening.
Hayley? That’s just not your dress, girl. The neckline, hem, and thick-ass straps are doing nothing friendly to you. And the trompe l’oeil effect strikes us as a bit too whimsical for you to carry off. Cool femme fatale looks and crisp suiting are better for you than this Disneyfied stuff.
Hayley Atwell: Mary Katrantzou Embelished Dress with Cold-shoulder and Draped Detailing from the Fall 2018 Collection | Edie Parker Clutch | Messika Jewelry | Ara Vartanian Jewelry | Alexandre Birman Shoes
Styled by Micaela Erlanger
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, vogue.com, modaoperandi.com]