Kittens, we’re sorry to inform you that they above headline is partially a lie. While it’s true that there’s some shimmer to be found here, we’re afraid the Slayage Factor on this outfit is distressingly low. It starts off well, but the longer you look, the less fabulous it becomes.
Do not be dazzled by the hair and the hoops and the innate fierceness here. Focus, darlings. Focus on the visible zipper and the gap between the pants and the top. Focus on the side view, which is not particularly flattering for her. It’s not good, darlings. Not good at all. If this had been a jumpsuit and it fit her better, we’d love it, but a pair of badly fitted separates? No, Miss Lady. Not even you.
The hair and the hoops and the innate fierceness remain forever on-point, though.
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