As we noted earlier, we feel a bit bad on days like this, where we seem to do nothing but harrumph and bitch and moan about poor style choices. Still, sometimes it’s clear that these folks need someone to be blunt and tell them they’re wearing ass.
Miss Michelle, we’re sorry to say, that’s your cue. Because you’re wearing ass, dear.
You can slap the biggest, most blindingly grass-green ass-bow on this thing, it’s still going to look like paper bag with a hole cut out for your head. What a hideous color. It’s like once they commited to the least flattering shade of brown known to white people, they figured “fuck it,” and opted to make the shape and style just as unattractive, so as to keep the whole thing more cohesive.
Yes, we’re still harrumphing and bitching and moaning. It’s warranted. This is hiddy.
Rochas Dress from the Resort 2019 Collection
Irene Neuwirth Jewelry
Tyler Ellis Clutch
Giuseppe Zanotti Shoes
Styled by Karla Welch | Hair by Leon Gorman | Makeup by Steffi Willmann
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, Courtesy of Rochas]