Everyone can relax now. Meryl has finally decided to launch into the poledance. We’re weirdly invested in the question of whether or not her character is dead in the film, even though we have no intention of seeing it because it looks awful.
And speaking of looking awful…
OH STOP WE’RE JUST TEASING. Still, you might want to brace yourself for a bunch of randomly paired items.
Oh, Mary Louise. Bless your heart. Not one thing truly goes with any other thing here; not the earrings with the ring, or the belt with the dress, or the dress with the shoes, or the bag with any of it. The dress, belt and bag need to go, and never be spoken of again. The shoes deserve a fabulous formal ladysuit to set them off properly.
But at least her shade game remains on point. She always rocks a great pair.
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