Lucy Hale Slowly Falls Apart at the Jonathan Simkhai Store Opening

Posted on July 27, 2018

Lucy dear, this is all very curious. While the weather is relatively mild, your dress nonetheless appears to be melting right off you.

 

 

Or worse, it appears like it might be actively trying to remove itself from your body in an attempt to humiliate you. Which means your dress is either a big drama queen or kind of a bitch. Best to sever ties. Unless, of course, “MY BREASTS ARE FUSING WITH MY ARMS” is the look you were going for, in which case we have far too many followup questions for one meager blog post.

 

 

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