Miss Lauren’s getting her star turn moment this upcoming season and she’s taking the opportunity to strut around in some highly notable looks during the promo tour.
Still, whenever a cast member of The Walking Dead suddenly ups their fashion game, our first thought is always “Oh, they must be killing her off.” But don’t listen to us on these matters, darlings. We stopped watching that shitshow years ago.
Do, however, listen to us on the matter of her frock choice. Why? Well why else did you come here?
And just like that, we each have a migraine. This outfit looks like a series of math problems.
We thought the dress was cute and sassy, if a bit overdesigned and in need of some editing. The skirt’s fine, but the top half feels weirdly patched together and unresolved. The fringe trim is simply awful. Still, it all pairs in comparison to those hideous devices on her feet, which taunt us with their aggressive ugliness. Seriously, how on earth did those awful things even make it past the sketch phase of the design process? It’s like something designed by an artificial intelligence, with no understanding of aesthetics and only a bare-bones grasp of functionality. We just don’t understand how anyone could choose to wear them without thinking that everyone’s going to be staring at her feet the whole time.
Prabal Gurung Sleeveless Mock Neck Flare Dress from the Pre-Fall 2018 Collection
Prabal Gurung Shoes from the Fall 2018 Collection
Styled by Brad Goreski
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, Courtesy of Prabal Gurung, modaoperandi.com, vogue.com]