ALL HAIL OUR AFRO-GRUNGE GODDESS OF DANCE.
Look, don’t start with us. Anytime Miss Janet deigns to return to earth wearing something completely, eye-poppingly goofy and starts dancing is a good time, as far as we’re concerned. Bring it, Queen. We don’t know what it is but the world isn’t exactly experiencing a surplus of brightness, color, rhythm and joy at the moment, so go on ahead and put your big-ass belt and your tablecloth skirt on, Miss Woman. We eagerly await the final results.
Christian Siriano Skirt from the Resort 2019 Collection
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, Courtesy of Christian Siriano]