Armie Hammer at the Broadway Opening Night Party for “Straight White Men”

Posted on July 24, 2018

Kittens, we’re wondering if perhaps you could use a little dose of Armie right about now.


But since we’re the honest-to-a-fault types, we have to admit that we are the ones who need a little Armie right now. Not just because he’s cute in a soothing sort of way or because he has once again jammed himself into a tiny little suit, but because we’re currently traveling home from a 4-day weekend and need something easy and simple to keep everyone happy. And do they get any easier or simpler than Armie? Wait. That came out wrong. We just mean he’s pretty and his style mistakes are easy to articulate. Instead of opting for trendy (but not as much as they once were) slim-cut suiting, what he really should be doing with his style is playing up his  big-ass strapping self. He needs broad lapels and a fuller cut of pants. The PeeWee suit is just not for him. And the Amish no-tie look only works on the smaller, slighter guy. Sorry, Armie. We don’t make the rules, we just rigidly enforce them.




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