Fraulein Heidi has been a very busy girl this week. Not only did she take the time to have an ostentatiously attention-seeking lunch with her Project Runway co-star Tim Gunn, but she’s also been dashing from thing to thing, wearing really notable things. It’s a thing, is a what we’re trying to say here.
We’re a little confused here. The top, skirt, and sandals all look great together; a total summertime party look. But for some reason she’s got a dog scarf tied around her neck. And while we try not to be little gay bitches about things like makeup; falling back on the idea that any gal can make the choice to wear it or not without our input on the matter, we can’t help thinking the clean face really doesn’t go with the outfit. If you’re sporting a leather mini, naked sandals, and a bright red mani-pedi, it does tend to ask for at least a little lip color or eyeliner action.
This, on the other hand, is the perfect look for a clean face and breezy hair. Yes, it’s just a bit on the thirsty side and no, it’s not remotely fresh. The visible bra, high-waist, highwater hem and oxford shoe all combine rather oddly. On the other hand, no one does the casual “hot mommy” look quite as good as she does.
As for this next look, your guess is as good as ours as to whether she should sport a clean face with it or not. On the one hand, a t-shirt definitely doesn’t call for a slap job. On the other hand, you better brace yourself (no pun intended) for what’s going on below that t-shirt…
Girl, whatever they paid you to wear those devices in public, we sure hope it’s gonna put at least two of your kids through college.
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