Mia Wasikowska and Robert Pattinson in Dior at the “Damsel” Los Angeles Premiere

Make way for the bone-structure-blessed, darlings. After they pass, we can all entertain ourselves by judging their outfits.

Congratulations on your wedding, you two. May you make many babies with strong jaw lines and high cheekbones.

In all serious, it’s a tiny bit of a shame that they come off so bridal party here, but it’s a minor quibble, each of them are well-suited to their ensembles, each of which are pretty chic. They fall down on the styling and details, howevs. His pants need a serious hemming and she could’ve used some jewelry and hair that doesn’t look like it’s air-drying from the shower she took an hour ago. We’d also have liked her dress a bit more if the lining was resolved and if it had just a little more color to it. He, on the other hand, gets a special shoutout for some fairly decent grooming, all things considered.

Style Credits:
Mia Wasikowska: Christian Dior Tiered Embroidered Strapless Gown from the Spring 2018 Couture Collection
Robert Pattinson: Dior Homme Double-breasted Striped Suit, Shirt and Shoes from the Fall 2018 Collection

[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, vogue.com – Video Credit: Magnolia Pictures & Magnet Releasing via YouTube.com]

• Christian Dior
• Christian Dior Couture
• Damsel
• Dior Homme
• Mia Wasikowska
• Movie Premiere
• Pairs Division
• Robert Pattinson