On the one hand, these shots are not of the highest quality. On the other hand, that’s probably to Johnny Depp’s benefit, if not the world’s.
Johnny, we’ve had our fun at your expense and you’ve certainly earned a huge portion of your tumble (plummet, really) down the coolness scale, but with all sincerity and concern: PUMP YOUR BRAKES. You are so weighed down with pretentious, statement-making style whimsy that we’re afraid you’re risking spinal damage of some sort.
What is even GOING ON with that sleeve? We are irrationally enraged by it. We can’t even focus on the dog scarves and 85 pounds of gewgaws he’s got hanging off him, it’s so distracting.
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