Last week, when we noted that Justin Theroux was making the savvy choice of hitting fashion events to get himself some camera time (something his ex-wife is not inclined to do), Jennifer Aniston reacted angrily, throwing her phone over 200 feet – nearly one quarter the length of her sitting room – and vowing to the expansive view of the Pacific Ocean that took up an entire wall that if it was the last thing she’d do, she was going to shut those two obnoxious queens up. Then she had someone come to the house to retrieve her phone for her so she could text her bestie and ask her to come along for support and limo vaping.
We bet at least five percent of that is true. Jennifer does, in fact, live near the Pacific Ocean and owns a phone. Food for thought, kittens.
Anyway, here they are: The Golden Girls, doing that “Thank you for being a friend” thing:
Sisters in smoothness.
Stylewise, we can’t get worked up either way on their choices. They’re both so low-key and so unlikely to choose prints or colors or sparkle – all the things that make little gay boys so happy. The basic styles here seem to be serving them well, although Courteney’s ensemble is a bit too shiny for our tastes and Jen’s has way too many buttons.
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