It’s funny. This image was all over social media yesterday, with the consensus response being something like “Of course Jeff Goldblum would just lie down on the sidewalk for pictures,” as if this was some sort of behavior particular to the idiosyncratic and beloved star. Thing is, almost every female star is photographed this way when they get their star. True, most male stars do the kneel-and-pose, as if they were in a team picture, but trust Jeff to just spread himself out languorously and revel in the attention.
The thought of any heterosexual 65-year-old white man getting away with wearing that outfit in public just boggles our little gay minds, but he really does have a knack for pulling off this melange of nerd/lothario/hairdresser in a way that’s wholly unique to him. In other words, readers at home are advised to not attempt to Jeff Goldblum, because only Jeff Goldblum can Jeff Goldblum.
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