Friday Leftovers for the Week of June 17th, 2018

Posted on June 22, 2018


Kittens, it’s one of the weird twists of our line of work that any week that offers us little more than weak-ass attempts at red carpetry is usually a week in which we wind up with more than our usual number of leftovers. What can we say? Weakness abided this week. As always, we’re overstating it, of course. Hyperbole is the blogger’s lifeblood. And lazy writing tool, but let’s not get into that when there are ensembles to judge.

 

 

Alfre Woodard

The top is fine, but a pair of contrasting pants would’ve looked much better.

 

 

Alia Shawkat

Hate the shoes, but that dress is perfect for her.

 

 

Anna Camp in Saloni

Get those dollar bills, girl. You may not have won the corporate sponsorship sweepstakes of the week, but you’re putting in a damn good showing. Still hate those shoes, though.

 

 

Anna Kendrick

It’s okay, but that skirt is shaped weird.

 

 

Chloë Grace Moretz in Prada

Newp.

 

 

Darren Criss

Basic, but well done.

 

 

Eleanor Tomlinson in Temperley London

Don’t stare at it too long or you’ll feel a migraine coming on.

 

 

Garcelle Beauvais

We realize the shoes technically match, but we still yelled “NO” when we got to them.

 

 

 

Graham McTavish

A fine looking man in a boring-ass suit.

 

 

Gwendoline Christie

Generic. You should only be wearing high-impact red carpet look, Miss Gwendoline.

 

 

Jenna Coleman in Emilia Wickstead

Can’t argue with any of that.

 

 

Jessica Alba

Gets the job done and supports a certain kind of image for her but this is one instance where we’ll have to argue against the white pumps.

 

 

Jon Krasinski

Who wears a black sweater in June?

 

 

Lady Kitty Spencer in Dolce&Gabbana

A little too “Olive Garden decor” for our tastes. And the matchy shoes are silly.

 

 

Lucy Liu

Dull.

 

 

Olga Kurylenko in Giorgio Armani

Is it us or is this weirdly unflattering on her? The waist is too high and the bodice makes her shoulders look broad.

 

 

Princess Beatrice

Everything looks a little too random but the shoes are nice.

 

 

Rosario Dawson

We’ve gotta hand it to her. The dress is a big nothing but it looks amazing on her. Hate the non-color, though.

 

 

Terry Crews

Terry, not even you can make a shiny disco suit and a pair of two-tone fringe loafers work.

 

 

Vera Farmiga in Altuzarra

Once again, credit to her. She always finds the looks that play to her preferences and her persona perfectly. Vaguely retro, slightly awkward and off-beat. And it works.

 

 

Zendaya Coleman in Carolina Herrera

We loathe over-tiered dresses, but Miss Z’s magic fashion powers are making this look pretty okay from where we’re sitting. It’s still not our favorite style, but she’s got a knack for making the unworkable work.

 

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