Oh, kittens. We are MOST DEFINITELY turning the judging of this one over to you. We will guide you in a loving but firm manner with some light opinionating of our own, but this is something we as a community need to tackle together. Miss Lady has had herself a hell of a time trying to master the red carpet over the years, and bless her heart, she’s never truly come close. If we had to narrow down her problems to one issue it’s the most basic style shortcoming of all: bad instincts.
Merry Christmas from Jurassic World, darlings.
Yes, she’s wearing a heavy red gown with a velvet bow for her summer blockbuster premiere. Yes, she paired it with camel ankle strap pumps. Yes, this is the best we can do in terms of “light opinionating” and “offering guidance” because let’s face it: we’re opinionated as hell and can’t be restrained. But we’re asking you to push past the noise we’re making, take a good look at what’s going on here, and tell us we’re wrong. We feel like we’ve reached the point where we can’t be anything but harsh in our judgment, so you do it. Is this so bad? Can it be saved? More succinctly:
Bryce Dallas Howard’s Christmas Hostess Getup:
IN or OUT?
Roland Mouret ‘Octon’ Off-the-shoulder Column Dress in Red
Johanna Ortiz Belt
Gianvito Rossi Shoes
Makeup by Kara Yoshimoto Bua | Hair by Jenny Cho
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages]